Helen Keller endorses Kamala Harris

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Although blind and deaf since birth, and now also currently dead, Helen Keller has given her endorsement to Kamala Harris for the Presidency of the United States.

After the former Left wing political advocate had been conjured up in a seance, Helen spoke her mind, even though apparently still being without the ability to see or hear or even talk after dying. During the seance the attendees could faintly hear Helen say, "Vvvvvvtte kmmwaaa, Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvtte Kmmmwaaaa!!"

Luckily, Ozzy Ozborne was a the seance who was able to interpret the spoken gibberish as he also agreed to endorse Kamala Harris for President. The music prince of darkness retorted, "Yee gotstapesronity comprsim" as he nodded his head yes as to her endorsement.

"If she can still vote, she can still give an endorsement", said Joe Biden. "As the current sitting President that has been replaced by a coup de ta tas", I am proud to have seen a legend like Helen come out in support.........um.............you know..............these folks running for President at this.....................um.........you know, they thing. Wait, why is she endorsing a hurricane again?'

"Smitherjism!"

 

[bluzman61]

Priceless. Thanks for the hilarious post.