Handsome German WW1 Air Fighter

[Mortimer]

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

There were two reasons why very overweight people werent pilots. One is that they couldnt fit into the cockpit, the other is that the plane wouldnt get off the ground.

 

[luiza]

There were two reasons why very overweight people werent pilots. One is that they couldnt fit into the cockpit, the other is that the plane wouldnt get off the ground.

But Morticia wants to be a Pilot Whale not realising that he already has become one .
If rejected he could be strapped underneath and released as a missile .
His flying body parts could rub out a medium sized town .

How big are Morty Pilot Whales?​

Male pilot whales are up to 6.-7m long,
Males are heavier than females - weighing around 2,300kg( about Morticia's present weright ) compared to the the female's 1,300kg.

Not sure what gender Morticia is aiming to become .

 

[Mortimer]

Fescher Österreicher Handsome Austrian

 

[yeh]

Ya got nothin' on von Richthofen!