Guy buys a new car.

[Woodznutz]

Neighbor: "I heard you bought a new FORD. Did you get a Falcon."
Guy: "No, I got a pretty good deal."

 

[The Duke]

I don't get it.

 

[toobfreak]

I don't get it.

After much consideration, I've decided that the "joke" must be this:
Neighbor: "I heard you bought a new FORD. Did you get a Falcon."
Guy: "No, they didn't give me the 'bird'--- I got a pretty good deal."

Falcon---bird---raw deal.

That is my guess.

 

[Crepitus]

I don't get it.

The joke is soon nobody will be able to buy a new car. Although falcons are probably few and far between these days the classic "hoopty" will be the order of the day for anyone not a billionaire.

 

[The Duke]

The joke is soon nobody will be able to buy a new car. Although falcons are probably few and far between these days the classic "hoopty" will be the order of the day for anyone not a billionaire.

 

[Concerned American]

Neighbor: "I heard you bought a new FORD. Did you get a Falcon."
Guy: "No, I got a pretty good deal."

A southerner couple go to Disneyland. She says "I want a pic in front of Fantasyland castle." So hubby asks a stranger to take the photo. The stranger is setting up the shot when the wife says "What's he doing?" Hubby says, "He's trying to focus." Wife says "Bofus"

 

[The Irish Ram]

A southerner couple go to Disneyland. She says "I want a pic in front of Fantasyland castle." So hubby asks a stranger to take the photo. The stranger is setting up the shot when the wife says "What's he doing?" Hubby says, "He's trying to focus." Wife says "Bofus"

What??

 

[fncceo]

The joke is soon nobody will be able to buy a new car.

Learn a new trick ... everyone has seen this one ...

 

[Rambunctious]

Is this the DEI comic club???

 

[Concerned American]

What??

Sorry, I left off the ? after Bofus.

 

[Dean F]

A southerner couple .... Hubby says, "He's trying to focus." Wife says "Bofus"

Boafus and focus is ebonics, so that's an urban negro couple.

 

[The Duke]

Is this where jokes go to die? This is Joke Hospice, huh?

 

[Woodznutz]

Boafus and focus is ebonics, so that's an urban negro couple.

The way I heard it was two southern black girls on the Jersey boardwalk.

The photography ducks behind the portrait camera.

1st girl: "What he doin'?
2nd girl: "He goin' focus.
1st girl: "Bofus?"

 

[Woodznutz]

Falcon = f--cking.

 

[The Duke]

Welcome to joke..Hospice!
Bring the lamest now! Might as well!