******* actually I ******* did. Did you? Let's ******* see.
Guns in home kills family of five
-- "Guns" = plural. "Kills" = singular. Therefore the subject of the sentence is not the noun Guns but the phrase guns in home. The (singular) concept of a home with guns.
Ergo, "the condition of having guns in a home kills five".
Next week we'll do predicate adjectives. À la ******* prochaine.
Oh, bullshit, there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to pretend that the moron in question used correct grammar.
Lol, its so funny to see libs trying to weasel their way out of stupid shit.
I made no mention of anyone's "grammar". That was the guy with the gun-to-the-head avatar. I just explained how to read.
Guns is plural;
kills is singular. Is that not the case? Speak we not English?
Therefore
Guns cannot be the subject, as it does not agree with the verb. The subject is
guns in home, another way of saying
a home with guns. It can't work any other way. And it's a headline.
Right away several wags tried to dodge the story itself by pretending to take the title semi-literally, ignoring the mismatch. But the story makes no such claim of anthropomorphized guns, therefore these lame jokes are the nervous laughter of diversion.
All of which is prolly way over the head of one whose idea of a deeply reasoned intellectual counterpoint is "**** you".