The board also notes Progressive has yet to be defined as a noun in any way that is either less than a century old or the name of an insurance company; the board further ponders your need to hang labels on those who've not chosen such
You're right.
It was wrong of me to label as "Progressive" an out-and-out racist, who admits to having fled BLACK New Orleans and now cowering in a rural enclave instead of sticking around to pay taxes to help those downtrodden folks.
So, Progressives, my deepest, most Obamaesque, aploogy.