Marion Morrison
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Your last name isn't Gabor, is it?You are BOTH very lucky people! It's SO nice to hear that you get along as well as you do. And I'm sure your kids are very lucky too. Just wonderful!Wow, very nice! I believe you DO have him nicely trained. Good for you!Of COURSE you are, Lucy! You have five little ones, another well on its way, AND you have to take care of your hubby. THAT would take a LOT of fitness!Don't you have to be like physically fit? I sure ain't!I have seen ninjas, it doesn't work like that.VERY cool! I, unfortunately, am NOT a ninja.Hey, Lucy, I have a PORNOGRAPHIC PHOTOGRAPHIC memory! Every porn pic I've seen is somehow embedded in my somewhat scrambled mind. But in my case, virtually ALL of these pics are pleasing to the eye of my memories!Of all the annoying changes & differences with the new system vs the old...…….this has to be the worst....
After taking the time, doing research and preparing a lengthy response with links and argument, when hitting submit I'm locked out of the thread because of mod action, is really irritating when the thread is locked & closed from further replies...…...but what's worse is when threads are merged, and my whole response is GONE and have to start over. I ain't playing that.....atleast in the old system, it would save my response and I could chose to either resubmit or delete as appropriate.
The above never happens to me and the below is why:
I have a photographic memory
I have an IQ of 260.650.000.000.000
I am Supernatural
I am a Ninja
OMG! Me too, I also have a pornographic photographic memory.
I have a pornographic photographic memory AND I'm a Ninja
Therefore this:
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I think in approx 2022 you could apply to become a Ninja, in 2022 the Ninja Recruit Team is going to be in Indiana
I am physically fit.
One correction to the above: Mr. Lucy takes care of me, WHEN I am Off Duty I am as always a lady of leisure and I have him very well trained for example in the MOST important things, examples of the MOST important things are below:
I sit there and he paints my fingernails and toe nails.
I sit there and he brings me ice cream he has personally made in his ice cream machine.
When I am allowed to drink, I sit there and he mixes my Martini's, I of course TAUGHT him EVERYTHING he knows about how to mix Martini's.
I sit there and without prompting he will make me a ham sammich.
I sit there and without prompting he grills bacon for me.
I sit there and we have GREAT discussions about Domestic things and how to do something and we discuss these things for like an HOUR sometimes and Mr. Lucy gives his own opinions about these things and then after the hour discussion he AGREES that YES I was CORRECT and he'll do things how I suggested,
He is of course adorable and VERY intelligent and handsome and charming and I worship him and he is FANTASTIC with our kidlets, he has always been hands-on with them and he gets 10 out of 10 from Day Nanny AND Night Nanny, who now both are living with us. I made the correct choice with Mr. Lucy, he is dependable and he would never let anyone down, he literally is the type you would want to be in a bunker with....of course you also literally would want ME in that bunker also because I am military trained in all the guns and I would shoot first and not allow ANY questions after
Yes and yes! Also JUST to make sure Mr. Lucy stays alert at ALL times when we are out I introduce him as my current husband, he thinks this is hilarious