Greetings from the Ost Front!

[Drachenjäger]

I'd like to introduce myself as your local, friendly, Right-Wing Authoritarian (redneck skinheads need not apply) and military history hobbyist. I promise a plethora of German memes and Wehrmacht laughs enjoyable even by the faint of heart! When I'm not memeing across the battlefields of Russia for the glory of traditionalism, I can be found secretly indulging in my guilty love of Libertarianism (don't tell my Gruppenführer) and hoarding firearms to feed my growing addiction to the gun range.

Despite my hearty political associations you should find me easy to get along with. Unless you're a Marxist. Marxists go for helicopter rides!

Also Texas is the greatest country in the world

 

[NLT]

Guten Tag

 

[Moonglow]

Texas is not a country, it's a mistake..Howdy....

 

[NLT]

Texas is not a country, it's a mistake..Howdy....

 

[Moonglow]

Texas is not a country, it's a mistake..Howdy....

What else would you expect an Okie to say about Texass?

 

[NLT]

What else would you expect an Okie to say to a Texan?

Fill her up? Can I check your oil sir?

 

[Drachenjäger]

Texas is not a country, it's a mistake..Howdy....

The only mistake I see is a serious lack of secession

 

[Moonglow]

Texas is not a country, it's a mistake..Howdy....

The only mistake I see is a serious lack of secession
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and Germans...Note, the German part of the family was in Texass in the 1800's and then moved to Okiehoma....The Black Dutch were in Okiehoma since the land run.....Along with the Irish and Indian side.....

 

[JakeStarkey]

Those Germans were run out of New Braunfels because they supported the secession.

The good German unionists stayed, and many were murdered by the secesh scum.

 

[Moonglow]

What else would you expect an Okie to say to a Texan?

Fill her up? Can I check your oil sir?

Sheeeeet man, that all ended in the 1970's...

 

[Moonglow]

Those Germans were run out of New Braunfels because they supported the secession.

The good German unionists stayed, and many were murdered by the secesh scum.

The German side of the family were forced out of Ohio for trying to be neutral during the Civil War..

 

[NLT]

What else would you expect an Okie to say to a Texan?

Fill her up? Can I check your oil sir?

Sheeeeet man, that all ended in the 1970's...

Not in okie land ...wash the windshield while you are at it..ok

 

[Moonglow]

What else would you expect an Okie to say to a Texan?

Fill her up? Can I check your oil sir?

Sheeeeet man, that all ended in the 1970's...

Not in okie land ...wash the windshield while you are at it..ok

Hey they just might, I should drive over to the cows in Okiehoma to see if they still are..

 

[Iceweasel]

Gutten tag. Vie geht est innen? Probably butchered that, my Deutsche is serious rusty.

 

[I amso IR]

Is there a point to all of this or should we organize into a group, humming the lively tune "East is east and West is West ........" Anyhow, welcome, I think!

 

[Drachenjäger]

Gutten tag. Vie geht est innen? Probably butchered that, my Deutsche is serious rusty.

Sehr gut! Ich bin Amerikaner und mein Deutsch ist scheiße, Englisch bitte.

 

[Drachenjäger]

Is there a point to all of this or should we organize into a group, humming the lively tune "East is east and West is West ........" Anyhow, welcome, I think!

Could you elaborate? Nice meeting ya though.

 

[Iceweasel]

Gutten tag. Vie geht est innen? Probably butchered that, my Deutsche is serious rusty.

Sehr gut! Ich bin Amerikaner und mein Deutsch ist scheiße, Englisch bitte.

My mom is Bavarian, not German!

 

[I amso IR]

No, forget it. Just wanted to welcome you to this crazy little experience.

 

[JakeStarkey]

Gutten tag. Vie geht est innen? Probably butchered that, my Deutsche is serious rusty.

Sehr gut! Ich bin Amerikaner und mein Deutsch ist scheiße, Englisch bitte.

My mom is Bavarian, not German!

So you Bavarians are secesh as our Alabamans, OK.