If
The Blaze or
World News Daily or the
Washington Times or the
Daily Caller or
CNS News or
Breitbart or Investors.com posted that Michelle Obama's shit clogged a White House toilet, the UnConservative rubes would be burning up their keyboards racing to copy and paste it here in at least ten topics.
If
The Blaze or
World News Daily or the
Washington Times or the
Daily Caller or
CNS News or
Breitbart or Investors.com posted that a bill in Congress would force newborn babies to be henceforth tattooed with a likeness of Obama, the UnConservative rubes would be burning up their keyboards racing to copy and paste it here in at least two DOZEN topics.
Right now, as they are reading this, at least two of them are thinking, "I wouldn't put it past him!"
It would never occur to a single one of them to READ THE BILL for themselves. That takes too much time! If they did that, they would not have time to make a couple hundred posts in the topics about the bill. They wouldn't have time to drink all the piss being poured for them at their favorite hack sites.
And
The Blaze,
World News Daily, the
Washington Times, the
Daily Caller,
CNS News,
Breitbart, and Investors.com absolutely depend on that.
Which is why I get so much joy out of life asking for quotes from the actual source and then watching heads explode.
What is most baffling, though, is the astonishing short memory of these parrots. They keep falling for the same tricks from their puppeteers over and over and over and over and over.
Their brains are as smooth as a baby's ass...
Whatever new message the GOP comes up with for the rubes better not exceed the intellectual bandwidth of a bumper sticker.