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This poem is deceptively dedicated to Dr. Christine Ford. Who knew there was a nursery rhyme written just for you! Lol
Give This ***** A Bone
This old *****, she played one,
Se played knick-knack on my thumb;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played two,
She played knick-knack on my shoe;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played three,
She played knick-knack on my knee;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played four,
She played knick-knack on my door;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played five,
She played knick-knack on my hive;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played six,
She played knick-knack on my sticks;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played seven,
She played knick-knack up in heaven;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played eight,
She played knick-knack on my gate;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played nine,
She played knick-knack on my spine;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played ten,
He played knick-knack once again;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
(Obviously, this is strictly for ENTERTAINMENT purposes only! So don't you all get yourself in a tightwad over this....Geesh! Lol)
Give This ***** A Bone
This old *****, she played one,
Se played knick-knack on my thumb;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played two,
She played knick-knack on my shoe;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played three,
She played knick-knack on my knee;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played four,
She played knick-knack on my door;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played five,
She played knick-knack on my hive;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played six,
She played knick-knack on my sticks;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played seven,
She played knick-knack up in heaven;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played eight,
She played knick-knack on my gate;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played nine,
She played knick-knack on my spine;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
This old *****, she played ten,
He played knick-knack once again;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the ***** a bone,
This old ***** came rolling home.
(Obviously, this is strictly for ENTERTAINMENT purposes only! So don't you all get yourself in a tightwad over this....Geesh! Lol)
(He's my hero)
