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This explains why they support Biden and why they turned out in large numbers to vote for dreadful Democrat candidates such as Fetterman.
The online scientific journal StudyFinds wanted to conduct an exhaustive investigation into the fragile mindset of Zoomers. It’s said that members of Generation Z, who’ve endured so much in their short lives—Covid, lockdowns, recession, riots, and Amy Schumer—have gone screwy in the head. They’re racked with anxiety. They’re emotionally fragile. They’re so tightly wound that even the smallest shock can break their minds.
So who did StudyFinds send to conduct a survey of mentally unstable Gen-Z’ers?
Star correspondent Benjamin Fearnow!
Because if there’s one phone call a pathologically frightened, panicked, rattled, drugged-out, nonfunctional, fragile-brained child will accept, it’s from a stranger named Fearnow.
And what Fearnow found is that 42 percent of Zoomers are “dealing with a mental health condition.” These conditions include “anxiety, depression, attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder, and post-traumatic stress disorder from the pandemic.”
57 percent of Gen Z is medicated. And that’s just on prescription stuff. Fearnow didn’t ask about pot, but that would probably register at 100 percent.
A majority of Zoomers interviewed for the study expressed a reluctance to enter the workforce; respondents blamed previous generations for not “setting them up for success.” Those same respondents then texted DoorDash to get a fresh delivery of weed with the money they made from playing videogames on Twitch.
Life for a Zoomer is hard! Female TikTokers have to learn how to wink, stick their tongue out, and give the middle finger all at once. Let’s see if the WWII generation could do that.
StudyFinds attempted a follow-up survey in which the most mentally unstable respondents would be asked more specific questions regarding their mindset, but the reporters assigned to that story, Samuel Murdermann and Philip Nightmaredemon, couldn’t get anyone to call them back.[/b]
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The online scientific journal StudyFinds wanted to conduct an exhaustive investigation into the fragile mindset of Zoomers. It’s said that members of Generation Z, who’ve endured so much in their short lives—Covid, lockdowns, recession, riots, and Amy Schumer—have gone screwy in the head. They’re racked with anxiety. They’re emotionally fragile. They’re so tightly wound that even the smallest shock can break their minds.
So who did StudyFinds send to conduct a survey of mentally unstable Gen-Z’ers?
Star correspondent Benjamin Fearnow!
Because if there’s one phone call a pathologically frightened, panicked, rattled, drugged-out, nonfunctional, fragile-brained child will accept, it’s from a stranger named Fearnow.
And what Fearnow found is that 42 percent of Zoomers are “dealing with a mental health condition.” These conditions include “anxiety, depression, attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder, and post-traumatic stress disorder from the pandemic.”
57 percent of Gen Z is medicated. And that’s just on prescription stuff. Fearnow didn’t ask about pot, but that would probably register at 100 percent.
A majority of Zoomers interviewed for the study expressed a reluctance to enter the workforce; respondents blamed previous generations for not “setting them up for success.” Those same respondents then texted DoorDash to get a fresh delivery of weed with the money they made from playing videogames on Twitch.
Life for a Zoomer is hard! Female TikTokers have to learn how to wink, stick their tongue out, and give the middle finger all at once. Let’s see if the WWII generation could do that.
StudyFinds attempted a follow-up survey in which the most mentally unstable respondents would be asked more specific questions regarding their mindset, but the reporters assigned to that story, Samuel Murdermann and Philip Nightmaredemon, couldn’t get anyone to call them back.[/b]
