Gavin Newsom blames Donald Trump for California fires

[Votto]

California - Gavin Newsom today blamed Donald Trump for the firestorm crisis in California that continues to be uncontained and out of control. "Trump is to blame for this", said Gavin. "The reason hit me as I watched Mark Hamill's house burn to the ground, you know, the guy from Star Wars who played Luke Skywalker. When Trump told us years ago to clear the brush from the forests and to build reservoirs to feed our fire hydrants to help fight our future forest fires, he damn well knew there was no way we could do that once he had suggested it because he knew that we must fight everything he has ever done or said in his entire life. To me, it was akin to the old Jedi mind trick to manipulate people into doing something by what you have just said.

Mark Hamill was contacted after the interview and agreed. "The inflection of his voice, the look in his eye, yep, it all checks out. Trump is using the ancient Jedi mind trick", said Mark. "You should have elected potato head like I told you all too."

Charges are now being drawn up in LA county with the help of Judge Mershon in New York City.

 

[EMH]

Got to be careful with those light sabres...

They are hot.

Mark was probably out practicing Jedi technique, and accidently started a big fire by clipping a dry shrub...


CONTROL, CONTROL, YOU MUST HAVE CONTROL!!!

was Yoda's analysis...


The Sith are even bigger pyros, they spray lightning bolts and can torch a dry acre in about 4 seconds...

 

[Thunk]

CONTROL, CONTROL, YOU MUST HAVE CONTROL!!!

was Yoda's analysis...

Nope...Yoda said "CONTROL...Have you must"!

 

[Crepitus]

Gavin Newsom blames Donald Trump for California fires​

Well tRump did say he was gonna rake the forest. Did that ever get done?

 

[Dante]

Gavin Newsom blames Donald Trump for California fires​

Gavin Newsom blames Donald Trump for California fires after Trump Blamed Gavin Newsom for the weather, things beyond his control, and mother nature.​

 

[Captain Caveman]

Nope...Yoda said "CONTROL...Have you must"!

Yoda's first name is Minch.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

LMAO Newscum fckd Kookyfornia up beyond belief

 

[DonGlock26]

 

[Thunk]

Yoda's first name is Minch.

Yah fur shure ye betchya

 

[Captain Caveman]

Yah fur shure ye betchya

Google it!

 

[Thunk]

Google it!

Minch Yoda, known by most as simply just Yoda, was a legendary Groglyn male who was regarded as one of the most renowned and powerful Jedi Masters

Oh WOW!

I thunked you were making fun of MINNESOTA (Minch Yoda).

 

[Captain Caveman]

Minch Yoda, known by most as simply just Yoda, was a legendary Groglyn male who was regarded as one of the most renowned and powerful Jedi Masters

Oh WOW!

I thunked you were making fun of MINNESOTA (Minch Yoda).

In the early drafts of The Empire Strikes Back, he was called Minch Yoda, then just Yoda in the film. It seems to pop up in quizzes.

 

[Thunk]

In the early drafts of The Empire Strikes Back, he was called Minch Yoda, then just Yoda in the film. It seems to pop up in quizzes.

The skipper on gilligans island was played by the actor "Alan Hale"...but the skipper had a real name in the show as well...Jonas Grumby.

Nobody ever knows who I'm talking about when I mention Jonas Grumby