Girl Fireman Rushes Into Burning Building To Tell Victim He's Too Heavy But The Real Firemen Will Be Here In 15 Minutes

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Girl Fireman Rushes Into Burning Building To Tell Victim He's Too Heavy But The Real Firemen Will Be Here In 15 Minutes
Worldviews·Jan 10, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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LOS ANGELES, CA — Girl firefighter Melissa Sandros risked life and limb yesterday as she entered a burning building to tell a victim that he was too heavy for her to carry, but that the real firemen would be there in about fifteen minutes or so.

According to witnesses, Sandros was part of an early response team that arrived at a burning office building. Upon arrival, she reportedly rushed into the building in an effort to rescue a 215-lb man who had become disoriented because of the smoke.

"Don't worry! I'm here to stand next to you until someone who can help you gets here," Santos was heard shouting to the suffering man. "The real firefighters will be here soon. I can't carry you out of here. I'm a girl. Isn't that awesome?"

While the 95-lb Sandros was unable to lift the man, she nonetheless stayed behind to inform him that the real firefighters would be there soon before clearing out of the building.

"Ms. Sandros displayed courage of the highest caliber in going above and beyond her duty as a girl fireman," said Los Angeles Fire Chief Kristin Crawley in a statement to the press. "We laud her for her outstanding commitment to public safety by presenting such a great example of being a girl fireman in a world full of boy firemen. Great job, Melissa — slay, queen!"

At publishing time, Sandros continued representing the very best girl firemen had to offer by arriving at the site of the Runyon Canyon wildfire to distribute sandwiches to the real firemen.
 
Agreed

DEI is no laughing matter when it comes to public safety

Illiterate public teachers of color are a problem

But 135 lb lesbian firefighters are even worse

We've had 135 lb female soldiers (although I'm not sure many of them were lesbians) since I was in the Army in the 1980's, they turned out fine.

the problem with teaching is that it doesn't pay enough for white people to want to do it. The average Salary for a teacher is $45,000 a year.
 
We've had 135 lb female soldiers (although I'm not sure many of them were lesbians) since I was in the Army in the 1980's, they turned out fine.

the problem with teaching is that it doesn't pay enough for white people to want to do it. The average Salary for a teacher is $45,000 a year.
Yes, we all remember Pvt Benjamin
That was Hollywoods first attempt at a reality show

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Yes, we all remember Pvt Benjamin
That was Hollywoods first attempt at a reality show

What I remember about that movie was that halfway through, she straightened out her act and became a model soldier, who persevered despite sexual harassment from a superior.

25% of female service members report being subjected to sexual harassment. Great way to thank someone for serving their country, eh?

 
What I remember about that movie was that halfway through, she straightened out her act and became a model soldier, who persevered despite sexual harassment from a superior.

25% of female service members report being subjected to sexual harassment. Great way to thank someone for serving their country, eh?

25% of female service members report being subjected to sexual harassment

According to libs women are the equal of men in every way

How can women protect the nation from russian, muslim or chicom barbarians when they cant even protect themselves from male soldiers one foxhole over from theirs?
 
25% of female service members report being subjected to sexual harassment

According to libs women are the equal of men in every way

How can women protect the nation from russian, muslim or chicom barbarians when they cant even protect themselves from male soldiers one foxhole over from theirs?

Wow, so you are saying sexual harassment is okay if you are in the military?

Interesting.

so if your boss is gay and starts harassing you, are you going to be okay with it?
 
Wow, so you are saying sexual harassment is okay if you are in the military?

Interesting.

so if your boss is gay and starts harassing you, are you going to be okay with it?
When did I say that?

What I said was the female soldiers cant even protect themselves, much less the nation
 
Wow, so you are saying sexual harassment is okay if you are in the military?

Interesting.

so if your boss is gay and starts harassing you, are you going to be okay with it?
When did I say that?

What I said was the female soldiers cant even protect themselves much less the nation
Well, no, that's kind of stupid.

If they are attacked by a Russian or a Chinaman, they can shoot them.

If they are harassed by their superior officer, not so much. Fragging went out in the 70s.
its still an admission of weakness for the women
 
its still an admission of weakness for the women

The women have to pass a fitness test, just like the men. (slightly lower numbers, but still a PT test.)

What amazes me is that a lot of fire departments don't have such a test, or police departments. which is why you see so many fat cops and fire fighters here in Chicago.
 
Its not the same test

Women have to meet lower standards than men

But it's a test the miltiary considers adequate to do their duty.

I personally would rather have a small but muscular female cop than the fat donut-eating fuck who pulled me over in Chicago once because he found a spot where the stop sign had been knocked down and people were running through it.
 
But it's a test the miltiary considers adequate to do their duty.

I personally would rather have a small but muscular female cop than the fat donut-eating fuck who pulled me over in Chicago once because he found a spot where the stop sign had been knocked down and people were running through it.
Ha!

The military, thanks to Clinton and the obama-biden junta is as pussy-whipped as the big city police and fire departments
 
Actually, the military can't get men or women to sign up these days, because it's just not worth it.

The pay is too low.
Its not the pay

Its the toxic woke culture

Limp-wrist boys snd butch females are not inclined to be soldiers

And the pool of red-blooded American boys is turned off by leaders with beards wearing dresses and lipstick
 
Its not the pay

Its the toxic woke culture

Limp-wrist boys snd butch females are not inclined to be soldiers

And the pool of red-blooded American boys is turned off by leaders with beards wearing dresses and lipstick

Guy, Gen Z doesn't have your homophobic view on life.

If the military was recruiting 50 year olds, you might have a point.

But most kids these days have a very open view about LGBTQ.

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Guy, Gen Z doesn't have your homophobic view on life.
Gen Z is far from monolithic

There are queers, and also manly men

Cat Ladies, and women who marry and have children

Pajama Boys, and real men who want to serve their country while seeing the world
 

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