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The series starts with Robert Baratheon serving as King. He delegates running the kingdom to people smarter than him while he gets drunk and has sex with prostitutes. The kingdom prospers and, for the most part, people live their lives in peace. He gets murdered by his conniving wife to cover up the fact that all of their children were fathered by her twin brother. She, along with her brat son, starts a war that splits the kingdom in two. Cersei's calm, rational father, Tywin Lannister, has to take control and restore what semblance of sanity to the kingdom that he can. On the other side of the ocean, Daenerys Targaryen aspires to become queen of the world by destroying the world and rebuilding it in the image of her feminist fantasies. At no point does she prove to be a brilliant military tactician. She simply impulsively incinerates her enemies with her dragons and the massive army that worships her and follows her around drooling at her heels.
Neither Jamie Lannister nor Jon Snow do anything to rein things in and possibly work towards a reasonable solution, instead following their women around endlessly professing their unconditional love, loyalty, and subservience. Eventually, the two women continue to escalate the situation until King's Landing, along with almost all of its inhabitants, is burned to the ground and the kingdom is in ruins. Not being satisfied with all the death and destruction her hysterical rage has caused so far, Daenerys Targaryen makes plans to destroy every land she has ever heard of. Jon Snow finally can't take any more of the insanity and kills her. If he had kept her in check from the beginning, hundreds of thousands of people would not have died, the kingdom would be far more prosperous, and he could have married her instead of killing her.
Neither Jamie Lannister nor Jon Snow do anything to rein things in and possibly work towards a reasonable solution, instead following their women around endlessly professing their unconditional love, loyalty, and subservience. Eventually, the two women continue to escalate the situation until King's Landing, along with almost all of its inhabitants, is burned to the ground and the kingdom is in ruins. Not being satisfied with all the death and destruction her hysterical rage has caused so far, Daenerys Targaryen makes plans to destroy every land she has ever heard of. Jon Snow finally can't take any more of the insanity and kills her. If he had kept her in check from the beginning, hundreds of thousands of people would not have died, the kingdom would be far more prosperous, and he could have married her instead of killing her.