funny tombstone messages

[lg325]

The Funniest Headstones You Will Ever See – Herald Weekly I found it funny .Tought i would share it.

 

[Foreigner Looking In.]

Top ten funniest in the UK.

'I told you I was ill...' Spike Milligan's gravestone quip is nation's favourite epitaph

Milligan’s (pictured) words of wisdom beat Oscar Wilde’s ‘Either those curtains go or I do’ and Frank Sinatra’s ‘The best is yet to come’, in a new poll.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[The Irish Ram]

Here lies John Yeast.
Excuse me for not rising.

 

[Lysistrata]

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia - W.C. Fields