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Oh, and by the way, I have no current problem with Russians as I find this current peaceable situation much more interesting than fighting them. The thought of cold/wet European winters and cold food is not my cup of tea, period. Been there and done that.
The USA has never fought Russians.

If we had they probably would have kicked our azz.

There are more of them.

They have more tanks.

They have more arty.

They have just as many if not more planes.

Their planes are built tougher than our planes.

Their pilots are just as good as our pilots.

They live in Europe and we don't.

So they can resupply easier than we can resupply.

All that they need to do is cut off our supply lines and then our soldiers are up sh!t's creek.
 
ChrisL, Skye, thank you!

Johnson is a common Russian name. NOT.

Johnson = Ivanov ('son of Ivan'). But it's not my real family name either :)

I adore Russian history ...hello

I would compare it with horror movies by Hitchcock :)

Back in the day, way back in the 60's and 70's, "Ivan" was the name of all Russian soldiers as far as we "American" soldiers were concerned. For troops stationed in West Berlin, "Ivan" was every where, all the time. Any how, welcome to USMB Mr. Ivan(ovich)son.
You have an intro.

And you have a body.

But you don't have any conclusion.

So what's your point then ??
 
And please tell Uncle Vlad hello and thanks for helping God to shut down Hillary.

:D
 
Why don't you like liberalism personally so much?

Do you mean Russian 'liberals'? :) They are just clowns. as well as so called 'patriots', 'communists' and the like. And I don't hate them, I am just not interested.

Ok, you don't interesting 'liberals', 'patriots' and 'communists'. Which politic groups are interesting for you?
 
Why don't you like liberalism personally so much?

Do you mean Russian 'liberals'? :) They are just clowns. as well as so called 'patriots', 'communists' and the like. And I don't hate them, I am just not interested.

Ok, you don't interesting 'liberals', 'patriots' and 'communists'. Which politic groups are interesting for you?
I'm thinking Comrade Johnson loves facist capitalism the most.

Marx should have written a different book.

:D
 
Oh, and by the way, I have no current problem with Russians as I find this current peaceable situation much more interesting than fighting them. The thought of cold/wet European winters and cold food is not my cup of tea, period. Been there and done that.
The USA has never fought Russians.

If we had they probably would have kicked our azz.

There are more of them.

They have more tanks.

They have more arty.

They have just as many if not more planes.

Their planes are built tougher than our planes.

Their pilots are just as good as our pilots.

They live in Europe and we don't.

So they can resupply easier than we can resupply.

All that they need to do is cut off our supply lines and then our soldiers are up sh!t's creek.

But what is the reason for Russia to fight for Europe? :) US have a good economists, able to plunder defeated countries for the US profit. Russian economists now cannot use own, available resources, inherited from USSR. Occupation of anything don't have a sense now for Russia, it's only expences without any profit...
 
Why don't you like liberalism personally so much?

Do you mean Russian 'liberals'? :) They are just clowns. as well as so called 'patriots', 'communists' and the like. And I don't hate them, I am just not interested.

Ok, you don't interesting 'liberals', 'patriots' and 'communists'. Which politic groups are interesting for you?
I'm thinking Comrade Johnson loves facist capitalism the most.

Marx should have written a different book.

:D

Marx was right in his theory - it really works, but need serious adaptation to modern environment. Different classes, different ways of production and so on...
 
How do you tell a bride at a Polish wedding?
[answer: she has her armpits braided.]

How do you tell the groom?
[answer: he has the rented clean shirt on.]

Why do they put a pile of garbage in the corner of every Polish wedding?
[answer: keeps the flies off the bride and groom at least during the ceremony.]
I realize you're trying to be funny by perpetuating old anti-Polish jokes, but these jokes could apply to American hillbillies or Texans living in low- income neighborhoods.

The joke about "armpits braided" (women not body shaving) could apply to many natural Europeans and Russians too, as well as other places.
Personally, i like women who don't shave their armpits, like men don't.
:)

I think, in the societies without nazism this jokes are not "anti-anyone", just because people not fully associated with their nationalities. First, we could stop to kill people, because they're black or Polish or Russian... I think, people of Bandera, current Ukrainian national hero didn't perform jokes in Polish Volyn....
Was meant to be comical, with the "ski" joking and ChrisL confessing she is Polish.

Polish ladies are beautiful ladies -- once they have shaved their armpits, legs, and azzes.

:D

What are you talking about? I'm not from Poland. Duh.

Wow, seriously? So, you mean there are no more reasons to keep Poland free? I'm on the way to warm diesel of my tank to invade Poland....
 
Why don't you like liberalism personally so much?

Do you mean Russian 'liberals'? :) They are just clowns. as well as so called 'patriots', 'communists' and the like. And I don't hate them, I am just not interested.

Ok, you don't interesting 'liberals', 'patriots' and 'communists'. Which politic groups are interesting for you?
I'm thinking Comrade Johnson loves facist capitalism the most.

Marx should have written a different book.

:D

Marx was right in his theory - it really works, but need serious adaptation to modern environment. Different classes, different ways of production and so on...
We will never know if Marx was correct in his political/social philosophy or not because Stalin fokked up Communism so badly.

Communism has not worked anywhere else either.

Even the Chinks are giving it up and moving towards fascist capitalism.
 
How do you tell a bride at a Polish wedding?
[answer: she has her armpits braided.]

How do you tell the groom?
[answer: he has the rented clean shirt on.]

Why do they put a pile of garbage in the corner of every Polish wedding?
[answer: keeps the flies off the bride and groom at least during the ceremony.]
I realize you're trying to be funny by perpetuating old anti-Polish jokes, but these jokes could apply to American hillbillies or Texans living in low- income neighborhoods.

The joke about "armpits braided" (women not body shaving) could apply to many natural Europeans and Russians too, as well as other places.
Personally, i like women who don't shave their armpits, like men don't.
:)

I think, in the societies without nazism this jokes are not "anti-anyone", just because people not fully associated with their nationalities. First, we could stop to kill people, because they're black or Polish or Russian... I think, people of Bandera, current Ukrainian national hero didn't perform jokes in Polish Volyn....
Was meant to be comical, with the "ski" joking and ChrisL confessing she is Polish.

Polish ladies are beautiful ladies -- once they have shaved their armpits, legs, and azzes.

:D

What are you talking about? I'm not from Poland. Duh.

Wow, seriously? So, you mean there are no more reasons to keep Poland free? I'm on the way to warm diesel of my tank to invade Poland....
She is just saying that she shaves her armpits and legs so for a good time call ChrisL .

:D
 
And please tell Uncle Vlad hello and thanks for helping God to shut down Hillary.

:D

Why you call him "Vlad"? I understand the reasons, consider, it's a good way to catch spies... but "Vlad"- is a form of name "Vladislav", not "Vladimir". "Uncle Volodya" is more appliable to Putin and Lenin :) Vlad is Drakula and no more...
 
Oh, and by the way, I have no current problem with Russians as I find this current peaceable situation much more interesting than fighting them. The thought of cold/wet European winters and cold food is not my cup of tea, period. Been there and done that.
The USA has never fought Russians.

If we had they probably would have kicked our azz.

There are more of them.

They have more tanks.

They have more arty.

They have just as many if not more planes.

Their planes are built tougher than our planes.

Their pilots are just as good as our pilots.

They live in Europe and we don't.

So they can resupply easier than we can resupply.

All that they need to do is cut off our supply lines and then our soldiers are up sh!t's creek.

But what is the reason for Russia to fight for Europe? :) US have a good economists, able to plunder defeated countries for the US profit. Russian economists now cannot use own, available resources, inherited from USSR. Occupation of anything don't have a sense now for Russia, it's only expences without any profit...
The only reasons I can think of that Putin would grab more of Europe is (1) because like in Ukraine the US CIA has been meddling and/or (2) because Putin is trying to impress the Russian People like Adolf impressed the German Peoples with the invasion of France.

After Adolf invaded France, the Germans thought he was a god.

If Putin suffers from this same megalomania then maybe, yes.
 
And please tell Uncle Vlad hello and thanks for helping God to shut down Hillary.

:D

Why you call him "Vlad"? I understand the reasons, consider, it's a good way to catch spies... but "Vlad"- is a form of name "Vladislav", not "Vladimir". "Uncle Volodya" is more appliable to Putin and Lenin :) Vlad is Drakula and no more...
We just call him Uncle Vlad.

And we love him for helping God to defeat Hillary.
 
Gotta go take my cat for a walk now. Back later.
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Why don't you like liberalism personally so much?

Do you mean Russian 'liberals'? :) They are just clowns. as well as so called 'patriots', 'communists' and the like. And I don't hate them, I am just not interested.

Ok, you don't interesting 'liberals', 'patriots' and 'communists'. Which politic groups are interesting for you?
I'm thinking Comrade Johnson loves facist capitalism the most.

Marx should have written a different book.

:D

Marx was right in his theory - it really works, but need serious adaptation to modern environment. Different classes, different ways of production and so on...
We will never know if Marx was correct in his political/social philosophy or not because Stalin fokked up Communism so badly.

Communism has not worked anywhere else either.

Even the Chinks are giving it up and moving towards fascist capitalism.

I don't mean Communist utopia, but a theory of economic classes and production interactions. Communism is way, very depend of people. With Stalin it was a way to up the economics and lifestyle level of all Russians. With late USSR bosses it was just a way to forbid people to perform any positive activity...

So, Communism worked in US too. When the government and business needed people full loyality to defend against communism - they were making your life better. When the Communistm threat ended - they started to prefer to pay for propaganda :)
 
Do you mean Russian 'liberals'? :) They are just clowns. as well as so called 'patriots', 'communists' and the like. And I don't hate them, I am just not interested.

Ok, you don't interesting 'liberals', 'patriots' and 'communists'. Which politic groups are interesting for you?
I'm thinking Comrade Johnson loves facist capitalism the most.

Marx should have written a different book.

:D

Marx was right in his theory - it really works, but need serious adaptation to modern environment. Different classes, different ways of production and so on...
We will never know if Marx was correct in his political/social philosophy or not because Stalin fokked up Communism so badly.

Communism has not worked anywhere else either.

Even the Chinks are giving it up and moving towards fascist capitalism.

I don't mean Communist utopia, but a theory of economic classes and production interactions. Communism is way, very depend of people. With Stalin it was a way to up the economics and lifestyle level of all Russians. With late USSR bosses it was just a way to forbid people to perform any positive activity...

So, Communism worked in US too. When the government and business needed people full loyality to defend against communism - they were making your life better. When the Communistm threat ended - they started to prefer to pay for propaganda :)
We call it "social programs" in the USA which is the politically correct terminology for "socialism" (not Communism).

Socialism is what the Europeans call it.
 
I'm thinking Comrade Johnson loves facist capitalism the most.

Oh, I love it that much that want to marry 'him' :) (In Russian such words as 'capitalism' have a gender too)

Ok, you don't interesting 'liberals', 'patriots' and 'communists'. Which politic groups are interesting for you?

- Jack, do you like dogs?
- No, I don't
- OK, what kind of dogs do you like?
- I don't like dogs at all.
- and what dogs do you like most?
- I don't like dogs
- yes, I see and what dogs are most interesting for you?
- ... ... ... :)


Sbiker, if you ask me something please read my posts sometimes :)
 
I'm thinking Comrade Johnson loves facist capitalism the most.

Oh, I love it that much that want to marry 'him' :) (In Russian such words as 'capitalism' have a gender too)

Ok, you don't interesting 'liberals', 'patriots' and 'communists'. Which politic groups are interesting for you?

- Jack, do you like dogs?
- No, I don't
- OK, what kind of dogs do you like?
- I don't like dogs at all.
- and what dogs do you like most?
- I don't like dogs
- yes, I see and what dogs are most interesting for you?
- ... ... ... :)

Sbiker, if you ask me something please read my posts sometimes :)

Ok, but if you cannot answer directly for any question, I think I understand your interest to nationality topic :) Nothing personal, just a joke from Russian context :)))
 
I realize you're trying to be funny by perpetuating old anti-Polish jokes, but these jokes could apply to American hillbillies or Texans living in low- income neighborhoods.

The joke about "armpits braided" (women not body shaving) could apply to many natural Europeans and Russians too, as well as other places.
Personally, i like women who don't shave their armpits, like men don't.
:)

I think, in the societies without nazism this jokes are not "anti-anyone", just because people not fully associated with their nationalities. First, we could stop to kill people, because they're black or Polish or Russian... I think, people of Bandera, current Ukrainian national hero didn't perform jokes in Polish Volyn....
Was meant to be comical, with the "ski" joking and ChrisL confessing she is Polish.

Polish ladies are beautiful ladies -- once they have shaved their armpits, legs, and azzes.

:D

What are you talking about? I'm not from Poland. Duh.

Wow, seriously? So, you mean there are no more reasons to keep Poland free? I'm on the way to warm diesel of my tank to invade Poland....
She is just saying that she shaves her armpits and legs so for a good time call ChrisL .

:D

Oh shut up. :rolleyes:
 
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