From Moscow with love

Status
Not open for further replies.
How do you tell a bride at a Polish wedding?
[answer: she has her armpits braided.]

How do you tell the groom?
[answer: he has the rented clean shirt on.]

Why do they put a pile of garbage in the corner of every Polish wedding?
[answer: keeps the flies off the bride and groom at least during the ceremony.]
I realize you're trying to be funny by perpetuating old anti-Polish jokes, but these jokes could apply to American hillbillies or Texans living in low- income neighborhoods.

The joke about "armpits braided" (women not body shaving) could apply to many natural Europeans and Russians too, as well as other places.
Personally, i like women who don't shave their armpits, like men don't.
:)

I think, in the societies without nazism this jokes are not "anti-anyone", just because people not fully associated with their nationalities. First, we could stop to kill people, because they're black or Polish or Russian... I think, people of Bandera, current Ukrainian national hero didn't perform jokes in Polish Volyn....
Was meant to be comical, with the "ski" joking and ChrisL confessing she is Polish.

Polish ladies are beautiful ladies -- once they have shaved their armpits, legs, and azzes.

:D
 
Next year Russia is making her choice again (has a presidential election), so it’s time for those whose program is “Russia without Putin” to get really active.
And what's wrong with it? Does everybody support Poroshenko in your country?
Even if Stratford was from Ukraine's Donbas, he would be supporting the Russian "separatists", not Kiev's western-leaning government.

Being a Putin puppet, i'm sure he delights in seeing opponents like Navalny abused, or killed like Nemtsov.
.

Man, if you like Navalny - take him to Ukraine... While Ukraine still have wood to steal - I think, Navalny would agree to relocate :)

PK1, I don't care what Soros puppets think about me. Soros started demonizing Putin several years ago and now he's demonizing Trump. That only means that both Putin and Trump are serious threat to Globalists.

Hey, Biker, we already have enough idiots in Ukraine, we don't need more. Navalny ( as well as many other "oppositioners") has been taking orders from American Ambassador in Moscow, so let's send him there.

BTW, I think Comrade mentioned he liked Navalny and his buddies, "the fifth column". In fact, I won't be surprised if Comrade is one of them.
 
Last edited:
Man, if you like Navalny - take him to Ukraine... While Ukraine still have wood to steal - I think, Navalny would agree to relocate :)

if you send all Russian politicans who stole something to Ukraine, who will stay here? :)
And it seems that you really hate Ukrainians :).

I think he's in process, because of his temporal silence here ;)

I haven't been on the forum for a couple of days (it was a weekend). For you it's 'temporal silence'? Thank you, I see that you miss me so much :banana:
 
BTW, I think Comrade mentioned he liked Navalny

Stop lying, my friend :) You do it not for the first time. I never mentioned it and I don't like this idiot.
Tell for yourslelf whom you like.

First of all, I said "I think Comrade mentioned he liked Navalny". I'm glad if I was mistaken.

What I have been lying about before, Comrade?
 
Last edited:
First of all, I said "I think Comrade mentioned he liked Navalny". I'm glad if I was mistaken.



IF you was mistaken? Try to find something where I wrote a thing about Navalny and check it.

What I have been lying about before, Comrade?

It was the same thing. 'Comrade mentioned that… ' and then some bullshit like my 'sympathy' for Navalny.

It was not for purpose? OK, I beg your pardon. Stop thinking, my friend. If you don't know what I write, don't think about it.

Plus, if you like Zhirinovsky, you can like Navalny as well. :) Two clouns, the first one is even worse since he licks Kremlin's boots.The first scum among Russian political clowns are no doubt Zhirinovsky and Yavlinsky. In comparison to them Navalny is a very nice person :) Just kidding, you probably know a Russian proverb that not all things may be sorted.
 
Man, if you like Navalny - take him to Ukraine... While Ukraine still have wood to steal - I think, Navalny would agree to relocate :)

if you send all Russian politicans who stole something to Ukraine, who will stay here? :)
And it seems that you really hate Ukrainians :).

I think he's in process, because of his temporal silence here ;)

I haven't been on the forum for a couple of days (it was a weekend). For you it's 'temporal silence'? Thank you, I see that you miss me so much :banana:

What the Navalny made for me personally? Nothing. He's not a politician for me, only thief...

And I don't hate Ukrainians, but do hate nazi.
 
Do you know the difference between "like" and "support"?


I don't like Putin, but I don't see any candidate, better for Russia right now.


I know the funny way of supporting politicians : )

I don't like Putin but I support him :)

^ post #126


First of all, I said "I think Comrade mentioned he liked Navalny". I'm glad if I was mistaken.



IF you was mistaken? Try to find something where I wrote a thing about Navalny and check it.

What I have been lying about before, Comrade?

It was the same thing. 'Comrade mentioned that… ' and then some bullshit like my 'sympathy' for Navalny.

It was not for purpose? OK, I beg your pardon. Stop thinking, my friend. If you don't know what I write, don't think about it.

Plus, if you like Zhirinovsky, you can like Navalny as well. :) Two clouns, the first one is even worse since he licks Kremlin's boots.The first scum among Russian political clowns are no doubt Zhirinovsky and Yavlinsky. In comparison to them Navalny is a very nice person :) Just kidding, you probably know a Russian proverb that not all things may be sorted.

1. You have not provided any evidence I ever lied.
2. I just love your suggestion "Stop thinking", it's the phrase of the day!
3.You say Zhirinovsky licks Kremlin boots. Above I posted your own quote "I don't like Putin but I support him." So, using your own 'logic', you may lick Kremlin boots too or Zhirinovsky may not like Putin but supports him.
4. Comrade, you contradict yourself quite a bit and then blame somebody else for "lying" about you. I think I'm getting tired of you, Comrade with the pure Russian name Johnson. You are a little bit boring.
 
Last edited:
I know that you and Sbiker dream about a 'Russian liberal' here :) I know well that sort of guys like you. I am not a 'liberal' and I can't help you - try to find somebody on Russian sites, there are lot of them there :)
 
I know that you and Sbiker dream about a 'Russian liberal' here :) I know well that sort of guys like you. I am not a 'liberal' and I can't help you - try to find somebody on Russian sites, there are lot of them there :)

Why don't you like liberalism personally so much?
 
Actually, all greetings are done, I think, and if the moderators close this thread it will be great, I suppose :)
 
ChrisL, Skye, thank you!

Johnson is a common Russian name. NOT.

Johnson = Ivanov ('son of Ivan'). But it's not my real family name either :)

I adore Russian history ...hello

I would compare it with horror movies by Hitchcock :)

Back in the day, way back in the 60's and 70's, "Ivan" was the name of all Russian soldiers as far as we "American" soldiers were concerned. For troops stationed in West Berlin, "Ivan" was every where, all the time. Any how, welcome to USMB Mr. Ivan(ovich)son.
 
Oh, and by the way, I have no current problem with Russians as I find this current peaceable situation much more interesting than fighting them. The thought of cold/wet European winters and cold food is not my cup of tea, period. Been there and done that.
 
How do you tell a bride at a Polish wedding?
[answer: she has her armpits braided.]

How do you tell the groom?
[answer: he has the rented clean shirt on.]

Why do they put a pile of garbage in the corner of every Polish wedding?
[answer: keeps the flies off the bride and groom at least during the ceremony.]
I realize you're trying to be funny by perpetuating old anti-Polish jokes, but these jokes could apply to American hillbillies or Texans living in low- income neighborhoods.

The joke about "armpits braided" (women not body shaving) could apply to many natural Europeans and Russians too, as well as other places.
Personally, i like women who don't shave their armpits, like men don't.
:)

I think, in the societies without nazism this jokes are not "anti-anyone", just because people not fully associated with their nationalities. First, we could stop to kill people, because they're black or Polish or Russian... I think, people of Bandera, current Ukrainian national hero didn't perform jokes in Polish Volyn....
Was meant to be comical, with the "ski" joking and ChrisL confessing she is Polish.

Polish ladies are beautiful ladies -- once they have shaved their armpits, legs, and azzes.

:D

What are you talking about? I'm not from Poland. Duh.
 
How do you tell a bride at a Polish wedding?
[answer: she has her armpits braided.]

How do you tell the groom?
[answer: he has the rented clean shirt on.]

Why do they put a pile of garbage in the corner of every Polish wedding?
[answer: keeps the flies off the bride and groom at least during the ceremony.]
I realize you're trying to be funny by perpetuating old anti-Polish jokes, but these jokes could apply to American hillbillies or Texans living in low- income neighborhoods.

The joke about "armpits braided" (women not body shaving) could apply to many natural Europeans and Russians too, as well as other places.
Personally, i like women who don't shave their armpits, like men don't.
:)

I think, in the societies without nazism this jokes are not "anti-anyone", just because people not fully associated with their nationalities. First, we could stop to kill people, because they're black or Polish or Russian... I think, people of Bandera, current Ukrainian national hero didn't perform jokes in Polish Volyn....
Was meant to be comical, with the "ski" joking and ChrisL confessing she is Polish.

Polish ladies are beautiful ladies -- once they have shaved their armpits, legs, and azzes.

:D

What are you talking about? I'm not from Poland. Duh.
Jeeze !!!

I rest my case !!!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

New Topics

Back
Top Bottom