Fox News Fires The Only Reason People Watch Fox News

[Oddball]

2 years isn't such a long time. And for wjhat they griped against Lou for, was a badge of honor for him. He had good views on immigration, Trump, Muslims, the ports, crime, outsourcing.

Well, l never thought the goalposts were going to move themselves.

 

[protectionist]

Of course he will; his show alone draws 2x-3x the viewers CNN's entire lineup does.

FALSE! Tucker's show was # 2 on Fox. # 1 show is the Five.

 

[protectionist]

Well, l never thought the goalposts were going to move themselves.

????

 

[DudleySmith]

FALSE! Tucker's show was # 2 on Fox. # 1 show is the Five.

I didn't say anything about who was #1, I said Carlson's ratings were much higher than CNN's entire lineup. I don't watch Fox cable, and could care less who was #1 or who was #235. Their local news affiliate is as good or better than the two major networks, so I watch those and use their Weather radar Map app online pretty often. I don't watch Yakking Head shows at all any more.

 

[FranklinRoosevelt_FTW]

Fox News Fires The Only Reason People Watch Fox News

NEW YORK, NY — After months of controversy, Fox News has decided to part ways with the only reason anyone watches Fox News.

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NEW YORK, NY — After months of controversy, Fox News has decided to part ways with the only reason anyone watches Fox News.

"Yes, we realize he delivered the most successful cable news program of all time, but we felt embarrassed by him at our Manhattan cocktail parties," said Fox News CEO Suzanne Scott. "When we tried to get invited to fancy, sophisticated gatherings, people said: 'Ewwww, aren't you the Tucker Carlson people?' and that made us feel sad. Curse you, Tucker, for making us feel sad!"

When reached for a reaction, Tucker simply stared dumbfoundedly at our reporter for several minutes.

Industry experts believe there are other factors that contributed to the alleged firing, including the fact that the company is too broke to pay him after settling a lawsuit with Dominion Voting Systems.

Progressives are reportedly overjoyed by the move, although many are saying Fox didn't go far enough by not killing Carlson in addition to firing him. "You mean he's still alive?" said Congresswoman AOC. "Tucker being alive is fascism!"

At publishing time, producers were seen looking through files for another hot blonde to replace him with.


"You mean he's still alive?" said Congresswoman AOC. "Tucker being alive is fascism!"

Tucker Carlson was the greatest thing we’ve had on the news in a long time. Again just one fact he stood up for the black socialist communist who is facing 10 years in prison for supporting Russia. So much for freedom of speech ….again something Black Lives Matter won’t cover CNN won’t cover MSNBC won’t cover it. And people like C_Clayton_Jones what talk about that he is a slave who keeps on spewing filth and denigration about Tucker Carlson, he is saying whatever he is told by his slave masters in the Democrat party.

and I don’t agree with the black socialist communist who is facing 10 years in prison but he has every right given to him by God and the US Constitution to say he supports Russia and he is against Ukraine. But again the Democrats in this thread don’t give a shit about freedom. They literally support the January 6 committee they literally support racism against white people, they openly support politicians who believe a man can go to a woman’s locker room and take his clothes off in front of women in a bathroom.

Yeah keep on laughing at it Democrats keep calling it fake news, you’ll end up with nothing. The American people by large Have had it with this trash, that’s why there was a boycott against Bud Light that’s why there’s a boycott toward Disney and there’s so much change for the better that is happening because of these pro American boycotts… there’s probably going to be a boycott of Fox News and maybe Fox News will learn a lesson… will see

 

[EMH]

The reasons why people watch Faux News


1. they lack any understanding of math and science and hence are still fooled by 911 and have no idea what has happened to the Federal Debt since W took office
2. they are brainwashed drones who attend Christian churches run by Zionist Jew preachers who preach Zionism is the will of God
3. they have no idea how to define the word "conservative"
4. they think if the US military wipes out all the Middle East Muslims and gives that land to Israel, Jesus will float down from the clouds
5. no matter what, they love W, and they worship W, and they hate anyone who tells the truth about W...

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I'm sure Tucker will reemerge elsewhere to a better situation even MORE free to nail the left to the cross better while Fox will suffer further, having lost the only thing they had left to make me care they were even alive at all.

Exactly right!!
FUX has gone the way of Drudge....worthless to the Conservative cause.
I've been telling the liberals for years now that FUX is done as a Conservative supporter.
Yet they continue to try and use them for political points.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Because he gave you the racism, bigotry, and neo-fascist authoritarian hate you support and agree with.

I hear ya'.

STFU loser.

 

[Esdraelon]

So conservatives watch Fox ‘news’ because they want to be lied to and to hear the racism, bigotry, and neo-fascist authoritarian hate they support and agree with.

Damn, that joke really DID go right past you, huh? The point - I'll type s l o w l y... is that conservatives WON'T be watching Fox any longer. This firing ended the ratings monster that Ailes and Murdoch created in the 90s. It's officially done. Stick a fork in it. Cancellations of their subscriber service are already beginning.

 

[toobfreak]

Because he gave you the racism, bigotry, and neo-fascist authoritarian hate you support and agree with.

Now, all you have to do is produce one thing he ever said that was racist, bigoted, fascist or hateful (other than of pinheaded idiot assholes like you), and I will believe you.

 

[Mac1958]

So the only reason these people watched Fox is to follow a guy they know is lying to them.

Absolutely incredible.

 

[Smokin' OP]

So the only reason these people watched Fox is to follow a guy they know is lying to them.

Absolutely incredible.

Well, look who they love and support?
A twice impeached, soon to be twice indicted, bloviating, liar.
Who also loves and defends Russia, authoritarians and dictators.

 

[LAUGHatLEFTISTS]

The reasons why people watch Faux News


1. they lack any understanding of math and science and hence are still fooled by 911 and have no idea what has happened to the Federal Debt since W took office
2. they are brainwashed drones who attend Christian churches run by Zionist Jew preachers who preach Zionism is the will of God
3. they have no idea how to define the word "conservative"
4. they think if the US military wipes out all the Middle East Muslims and gives that land to Israel, Jesus will float down from the clouds
5. no matter what, they love W, and they worship W, and they hate anyone who tells the truth about W...

Ok. Now get back on your meds.

 

[toobfreak]

So the only reason these people watched Fox is to follow a guy they know is lying to them. Absolutely incredible.

We know YOU are lying to us, Mac, yet we still follow you!

 

[Mac1958]

We know YOU are lying to us, Mac, yet we still follow you!

I can understand why you want to (try to) change the subject.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Damn, the Bee stung another one.

He didn’t disagree with “AOC” either.

Chilling

 

[CrusaderFrank]

So the only reason these people watched Fox is to follow a guy they know is lying to them.

Absolutely incredible.

But you have no problem with what “AOC” was quoted as saying?

Chilling!

Forward!

 

[Mac1958]

But you have no problem with what “AOC” was quoted as saying?

Chilling!

Forward!

I can understand why you'd want to (try to) change the subject.

You people need more self esteem. He lies to you, and you literally don't care.

 

[toobfreak]

I can understand why you want to (try to) change the subject.

I tried to change the subject? Or did I just actually say something more intelligent and relevant, instead of whining about Fox and Tucker on twelve threads for three days just because you need that much to fill the empty space in your life?

Only an idiot thinks that ANY news source is 100% accurate 100% of the time.

I just told someone on another thread funny how no one is whining about the guy fired off of CNN after years and years! I guess conservatives are just too busy following Tucker to care or maybe just too mature with real lives to try to make such a big deal about a guy who is just some character on the TV set. The Fox firing obviously means more to you than most of us.

 

[Mac1958]

I tried to change the subject?

Yes. Too bad.

He insults you and you don't even care. That's weak.