Four asteroids on collision course with earth

[MindWars]

Four asteroids on COLLISION course with Earth
It’s a scenario straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster, an asteroid is careening towards Earth and is set to wipe out human existence. To mark Asteroid Day, here are four space rocks on a collision course with our planet.
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Well hell what can you do watch it incoming then kiss your asses good bye hehehe.

 

[Indeependent]

Uh huh...

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

Why are asteroids asteroids and hemorrhoids hemorrhoids? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
Then you wouldn’t see a proctologist, you’d see an astronaut!

(stolen joke)

 

[Confounding]

In the title...

Four asteroids on COLLISION course with Earth

In the article...

here are four asteroids that could wallop into Earth.

 

[justoffal]

Why are asteroids asteroids and hemorrhoids hemorrhoids? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
Then you wouldn’t see a proctologist, you’d see an astronaut!

(stolen joke)

If an orange called an orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow?

IGNATOWSKI from Taxi

Jo

 

[MarathonMike]

Let's hope it will be a few millenia before the one with our name on it comes calling. By then our technology may be able to deflect it.

 

[caddo kid]

but are the asteroids gonna pay for the wall, or is Mexico?

 

[bodecea]

Four asteroids on COLLISION course with Earth
It’s a scenario straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster, an asteroid is careening towards Earth and is set to wipe out human existence. To mark Asteroid Day, here are four space rocks on a collision course with our planet.
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Well hell what can you do watch it incoming then kiss your asses good bye hehehe.

Yellowstone isn't enough?

 

[The VOR]

but are the asteroids gonna pay for the wall, or is Mexico?

The asteroids. At least they may bring some precious metals with them. Mexico isn't giving the idiot-in-chief a peso.

 

[LittleNipper]

So/ what are the chances of any of these asteroids hitting each other or others in the area? Just imagine what such could do? Wormwood? See
Revelation 8:11

 

[22lcidw]

but are the asteroids gonna pay for the wall, or is Mexico?

It may not have to. It depends where the asteroid hits.

 

[Oddball]

 

[BuckToothMoron]

In the title...

Four asteroids on COLLISION course with Earth

In the article...

here are four asteroids that could wallop into Earth.

That’s cute. You had to actually read the article to realize we weren’t all facing eminent doom. Cute, so cute.

 

[Fang]

but are the asteroids gonna pay for the wall, or is Mexico?

Hopefully they don't hit one of the 57 states, or worse yet, hopefully those shovel ready jobs don't get wiped out.

 

[SweetSue92]

Is it wrong if I'm rooting for the asteroids at this point???

 

[Mac1958]

Wow.

The alternate universe and asteroids. I guess that's fitting.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Four asteroids on COLLISION course with Earth
It’s a scenario straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster, an asteroid is careening towards Earth and is set to wipe out human existence. To mark Asteroid Day, here are four space rocks on a collision course with our planet.
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Well hell what can you do watch it incoming then kiss your asses good bye hehehe.

It's Trump.
Probably the three asteroids represent racism, anti-immigration and anti-transexual.
Obviously.

 

[justoffal]

but are the asteroids gonna pay for the wall, or is Mexico?

Anything over 500 m wide and you don't have to worry about anybody paying for anything.

Jo

 

[justoffal]

Four asteroids on COLLISION course with Earth
It’s a scenario straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster, an asteroid is careening towards Earth and is set to wipe out human existence. To mark Asteroid Day, here are four space rocks on a collision course with our planet.
-----------------------------------------

Well hell what can you do watch it incoming then kiss your asses good bye hehehe.

It's Trump.
Probably the three asteroids represent racism, anti-immigration and anti-transexual.
Obviously.

Yes because we all know even inanimate objects are now obligated to display homosexual tolerance.

Jo

 

[justoffal]

Four asteroids on COLLISION course with Earth
It’s a scenario straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster, an asteroid is careening towards Earth and is set to wipe out human existence. To mark Asteroid Day, here are four space rocks on a collision course with our planet.
-----------------------------------------

Well hell what can you do watch it incoming then kiss your asses good bye hehehe.

Yellowstone isn't enough?

Actually the Yellowstone caldera is plenty if it erupts we will lose crops for 3 to 5 years globally.