For The Kiddies and Grandkiddies

[Annie]

and the young at heart:

Official NORAD Santa Tracker

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[Blagger]

Situation: Unidentified aircraft is intruding on American airspace. Two F-15's have been scrambled to intercept.

Location: Northeastern United States.


Lead F-15: 'Control, target is within visual range. Requesting permission to engage.'

Control: 'Permission granted. Engage target.'

L F-15: 'Roger that. Out.'

Control: 'Abort! Abort! Disengage!'

L F-15: 'Control, I have a missile lock.'

Control: 'Abort, dammit! It's Santa Claus!'

L F-15: 'Can you confirm?'

Control: 'Affirmative. He's just delivered those F-22's we've been askin' for.'

L F-15: 'Sweet. Returning to base. Out.'

 

[Annie]

Yep, they're there to protect Santa too!