FLOTUS?.....Both Us?

[Tom Horn]

Play on an old joke about Rose and Elma Mae going to have their picture taken. Elma Mae is fidgeting so Rose tells her sister she has to hold still. Elma Mae asks why and Rose tells her the photographer has to focus. Elma Mae replies: "both us?"

Here is a tale of two FLOTUS(es)...you can decide which is a First Lady and which is a fella called Mike in drag:

 

[BlackFlag]

I'll take the Slovenian whore.

Oh wait, this is about who's a better FLOTUS? First I have to know how Melania's campaign against internet bullying is going. What's the progress so far?

 

[Stratford57]

 

[Crixus]

I'll take the Slovenian whore.

Oh wait, this is about who's a better FLOTUS? First I have to know how Melania's campaign against internet bullying is going. What's the progress so far?

Maybe if you punched an old lady?

 

[BlackFlag]

I'll take the Slovenian whore.

Oh wait, this is about who's a better FLOTUS? First I have to know how Melania's campaign against internet bullying is going. What's the progress so far?

Maybe if you punched an old lady?

 

[Crixus]

I'll take the Slovenian whore.

Oh wait, this is about who's a better FLOTUS? First I have to know how Melania's campaign against internet bullying is going. What's the progress so far?

Maybe if you punched an old lady?

 

[Tom Horn]

I'll take the Slovenian whore.

Oh wait, this is about who's a better FLOTUS? First I have to know how Melania's campaign against internet bullying is going. What's the progress so far?

You fancy yourself an "internet bully" don't ya, Nancy?

 

[BlackFlag]

I'll take the Slovenian whore.

Oh wait, this is about who's a better FLOTUS? First I have to know how Melania's campaign against internet bullying is going. What's the progress so far?

You fancy yourself an "internet bully" don't ya, Nancy?

If I did, wouldn't Melania be campaigning against me? I haven't heard from her over e-mail or anything. I guess I'm not!

 

[hazlnut]

Everyone knows Donny's one true love....

 

[hazlnut]

 

[rightwinger]

We have no First Lady

We have a Third Lady who is a former Prostitute and porn actress

President hired an escort to be his wife

 

[Marion Morrison]

We have no First Lady

We have a Third Lady who is a former Prostitute and porn actress

President hired an escort to be his wife

Is she on about screwing up kid's school lunches?

No? Well that's an improvement.

She's prettier, too.

 

[Anathema]

Oh wait, this is about who's a better FLOTUS? First I have to know how Melania's campaign against internet bullying is going. What's the progress so far?

None. Nor should there be. The job if FLOTUS is to look pretty and perform stress relieving activities with/on POTUS. Absolutely NOTHING beyond that.

 

[Fenton Lum]

I'll take the Slovenian whore.

Oh wait, this is about who's a better FLOTUS? First I have to know how Melania's campaign against internet bullying is going. What's the progress so far?

You must admit however, Melanomia sports the nicest plastic surgery work we've ever had in the white house.

 

[Crixus]

This is how Black Flag spends the time between posts on USMB and dreaming of punching old ladies.

I'll take the Slovenian whore.

Oh wait, this is about who's a better FLOTUS? First I have to know how Melania's campaign against internet bullying is going. What's the progress so far?

You fancy yourself an "internet bully" don't ya, Nancy?

If I did, wouldn't Melania be campaigning against me? I haven't heard from her over e-mail or anything. I guess I'm not!

 

[BlackFlag]

I'll take the Slovenian whore.

Oh wait, this is about who's a better FLOTUS? First I have to know how Melania's campaign against internet bullying is going. What's the progress so far?

You must admit however, Melanomia sports the nicest plastic surgery work we've ever had in the white house.

Who's tits do you think cost more... hers or Ivanka's?

 

[Tom Horn]

I'll take the Slovenian whore.

Oh wait, this is about who's a better FLOTUS? First I have to know how Melania's campaign against internet bullying is going. What's the progress so far?

You must admit however, Melanomia sports the nicest plastic surgery work we've ever had in the white house.

I heard you went to the same clinic as Jake....are your new breasts still sore?

 

[miketx]

We have no First Lady

We have a Third Lady who is a former Prostitute and porn actress

President hired an escort to be his wife

Got any proof of these latest lies?

 

[Tom Horn]

The Beauty and the Beast:

 

[BlackFlag]

Oh wait, this is about who's a better FLOTUS? First I have to know how Melania's campaign against internet bullying is going. What's the progress so far?

None. Nor should there be. The job if FLOTUS is to look pretty and perform stress relieving activities with/on POTUS. Absolutely NOTHING beyond that.

You're right. I should have immediately dismissed it as another Trump family lie.