flotation devices

[Flash]

Anybody stocking up on life vests in anticipation of the flood of liberal tears after the Trump landslide?

It would be wise to do so.

Some ear plugs to prevent hearing damage from the wailing at the sky.

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[jbrownson0831]

Anybody stocking up on life vests in anticipation of the flood of liberal tears after the Trump landslide?

It would be wise to do so.

Some ear plugs to prevent hearing damage from the wailing at the sky.

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I saw a libber facediaper that had a snorkel on it...he said in case a melty glacier came after him while he was hiding from the leftyvirus.

 

[mamooth]

This thread isn't going to age well.

The OP won't be around to see it, thought. Trump's cult is notably cowardly, and most of them are going to flee the board.

 

[jbrownson0831]

This thread isn't going to age well.

The OP won't be around to see it, thought. Trump's cult is notably cowardly, and most of them are going to flee the board.

No reason to flee after tomorrow evening.

 

[fncceo]

 

[the other mike]

Anybody stocking up on life vests in anticipation of the flood of liberal tears after the Trump landslide?

It would be wise to do so.

Some ear plugs to prevent hearing damage from the wailing at the sky.

.

Also duck tape your doors and windows in case you're down-wind of one of Trump's Nazi concentration camps.

 

[Flash]

This thread isn't going to age well.

The OP won't be around to see it, thought. Trump's cult is notably cowardly, and most of them are going to flee the board.

 

[Flash]

If Trump loses (unlikely) Conservatives will be sad because they know their country will be fucked but like they always do they will suck it up and get on with life.

If Trump wins (likely) the Moon Bats will cry their Liberal tears, wail at the sky, march around in their pink pussy hats, destroy, riot, loot and generally act like the assholes we all know them to be.

 

[Moonglow]

If Trump wins you had better get a scrotum guard, they are like nut guards but they are for the scrotum and there will be frenzied scrotum humping by Trumpets if Trump wins.

 

[fncceo]

there will be frenzied scrotum humping

Ew.

 

[Moonglow]

there will be frenzied scrotum humping

Ew.

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Womenz are in short supply.

 

[fncceo]

Thank goodness for them internets.

 

[xband]

The Mae West is a flotation device that also can be used as a pillow, Kapok.

 

[Moonglow]

The Mae West is a flotation device that also can be used as a pillow, Kapok.

You'll only get the business end of the pillow.....

 

[xband]

The Mae West is a flotation device that also can be used as a pillow, Kapok.

You'll only get the business end of the pillow.....

Let's bring up the Mae West and debate.

 

[fncceo]

Let's bring up the Mae West and debate.

Nah ... Diana Dors.

 

[fncceo]

Now for tonight's Main Event --- Tag Team wresting

With Marilyn Monroe and Mamie Van Doren VS Jayne Mansfield and Diana Dors!

 

[xband]

Now for tonight's Main Event --- Tag Team wresting

With Marilyn Monroe and Mamie Van Doren VS Jayne Mansfield and Diana Dors!

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Thanks but too extreme for me.

 

[Thunk]

 

[fncceo]

Now for tonight's Main Event --- Tag Team wresting

With Marilyn Monroe and Mamie Van Doren VS Jayne Mansfield and Diana Dors!

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Thanks but too extreme for me.

How about we warm up with a Ginger V Maryanne cat fight? They're trash talking each other at the weigh-in right now.