Yes, they do make that kind of money. College loan help is available for people making up to 125K a year or 250K a couple. Oh, and did you apply for your federal discount on the internet? That's right, if you make less than 200% of poverty level ($27,100 a year) you can apply to have the federal government pay $50.00 a month towards your cable/ internet bill. That limit increases greatly based on how many people you have in your household.
Isn't it great! All this free money we get from people that are not even born yet! But oh, we can't give people tax cuts, no sireee.