selling lottery tickets to be the one who gets to run the nostril filling swab on the footlong stick up the sob's nose all the way into his brain. We could sell individual tickets for $10 apiece. With a stimulus check, that'd be 120 chance TO WIN. AND THAT'S NOT ALL!!! (Uuuuge Yellow Man waving tiny arms frantically) Since Trump gets tested once a day for FOURTEEN DAYS, we'd have fourteen separate drawings, so people would buy tickets for individual days, and we'd HAVE FOURTEEN WINNERS. SO MUCH WINNING!!!!
