Federal Judge Appoints Himself President

[Votto]

Federal Judge Appoints Himself President
Politics·Mar 14, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal judge appointed himself the new President of the United States.

"There's nothing we can do," said legal experts. "He's a federal judge."

Sources confirmed that Judge Mortimer Dithers of the Northern District of California granted himself all the powers of the executive branch in an emergency move to stop Trump. "Last night, the Constitution appeared to me in a dream and told me to do this," said Judge Dithers. "You can't argue with that. Also, my word is on this is law because I'm a federal judge."

President Judge Dithers has already issued several executive actions, including orders for Tesla to stop making cars, Elon Musk to punch himself in the face, and Trump to not move his head next time someone shoots at him. "This is the bidding of your new leader," said Judge Dithers. "So let it be done, by the order of your new Federal Judge President."

Trump later responded to the ruling on Truth Social by accusing the judge of "looking like a potato."

At publishing time, Judge Dithers had been unseated as President by a higher court judge who declared himself President instead.

 

[toobfreak]

The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal judge appointed himself the new President of the United States.

What I fail to understand is where were all the republican district federal judges these past four years and why did not one of them ever step up to stop the Biden Administration from carrying out illegal, heinous, and unconstitutional actions and crimes against the United States at least 10,000 times?

Is it that republicans actually know the limits of their authority under the law or are they all just ball-less cowards?

What the democrats are doing here is just buying themselves time. ITMT, they are destroying records and covering up massive amounts of shit.

I kind of fault Trump for allowing this to happen by recognizing these judges as even having any say over how he runs the government.

The only court in the country with co-equal authority to speak on the legality of the President is the Supreme Court.

 

[Votto]

What I fail to understand is where were all the republican district federal judges these past four years and why did not one of them ever step up to stop the Biden Administration from carrying out illegal, heinous, and unconstitutional actions and crimes against the United States at least 10,000 times?

Is it that republicans actually know the limits of their authority under the law or are they all just ball-less cowards?

What the democrats are doing here is just buying themselves time. ITMT, they are destroying records and covering up massive amounts of shit.

I kind of fault Trump for allowing this to happen by recognizing these judges as even having any say over how he runs the government.

The only court in the country with co-equal authority to speak on the legality of the President is the Supreme Court.

Well sure, there is that.

 

[DGS49]

There are times when the Executive or Legislative branches are well-justified in ignoring or even flouting the decisions of a District Court judge, or even an Appellate court. The USSC gets the final word on matters like this, but in a conflict between a District Court and the President, s/he is fully justified in proceeding according to his or her own judgment on the Constitutionality of the matter.

A hack Leftist judge cannot trump the decisions of the American electorate. Our Beloved President is doing exactly what he was elected to do.

 

[Mac1958]

The only "correct" rulings are those approved by MAGA.

Anything else is "corrupt" and by a "hack" and a "deep state radical".