Votto
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In the wake of failed assassination attempts on the entire GOP Congress in Virginia in 2017 and a failed assassination attempt on conservative justice Kavanaugh and President Trump this year, the FBI is now offering free shooting lessons to Leftists at taxpayer expense.
"How are we to preserve democracy when voters can't assassinate any Hitler's that want to take it over by defeating democrats come election time?", said FBI director Christopher Wray. "They say you can't have a democracy without a free press run by the DNC, but I say you also need shooting lessons"
"Voting with ballots is sooo yesterday", said an anonymous Antifa member, not that Antifa members really exist other than in a state of mind. "Now we vote with our bullets to end fascism!!".
Distinguished and praised as a hero Lt. Michael Byrd who shot an unarmed woman at the Capital on January 6th will run the gun program.
"Remember the secret program Fast and Furious that Obama and Biden implemented to give guns to drug cartels while trying to take them from the average US citizen?" asked Lt. Michael Byrd. "What good was that without lessons on how to shoot? I will teach them all!"