Entire GOP checks into rebab for addiction to losing

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Republican Party Checks Into Rehab For Addiction To Losing

U.S. — The Republican Party checked itself into a rehab facility this morning, having hit rock-bottom in the throes of its addiction to losing.

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Republican Party Checks Into Rehab For Addiction To Losing
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U.S. — The Republican Party checked itself into a rehab facility this morning, having hit rock-bottom in the throes of its addiction to losing.
"Once we got that first taste of losing, we just couldn't stop," said Ronna McDaniel, Chairwoman of the Republican Party. "Next thing you know, you have to lose even bigger just to match the thrill of that first crushing defeat. It's a vicious cycle."
Over the last several years, friends have watched the Republican Party steadily descend into addiction, with one loss inevitably leading to dozens more. "The Republican Party kept saying it didn't have a problem, that it could quit losing any time it wanted to," said long-time acquaintance Dan Gould. "They even got clean for a few months here and there, like back in 2022 with that Virginia governor. But -- they could never stay away for long."



After experiencing that first euphoric high of losing the U.S. House of Representatives, the Republican Party found the urge to lose just could not be satiated. After losing the Presidency, the Republicans tried to satisfy the losing compulsion by losing the U.S. Senate, governor seats in multiple states, the U.S. Senate again, legislative chambers in five states, Supreme Courts in swing states, and more. "We just can't get enough losing," said Ms. McDaniel, looking at the November 2023 results. "I can't stop jonesing for one more epic beating."
At publishing time, the Republican Party had left rehab swearing it was clean.

 

[Votto]

In all seriousness, Ronna McDaniel, has to go.

This last election is but a taste of what is coming in 2024.

The DNC is out spending the GOP by more than 2 to 1, as all the money in the country is Left wing, and they are 20 years behind ot things like ballot harvesting.

There is only one party now, like in Communist Russia or the CCP in China.

 

[White 6]

In all seriousness, Ronna McDaniel, has to go.

This last election is but a taste of what is coming in 2024.

The DNC is out spending the GOP by more than 2 to 1, as all the money in the country is Left wing, and they are 20 years behind ot things like ballot harvesting.

There is only one party now, like in Communist Russia or the CCP in China.

They could cheat by simply running on good policy that Americans wanted instead of identity politics and control of women. I am convinced more, day by day, the identified groups would rather be left alone to work and pay taxes. I am positive women are sick of be considered too stupid and evil to know and make decisions effecting their life, with their own body. It is apparent, they have no intention of subjugating themselves to the will of angry old white men who think they are morally, and intellectually superior wishing to act out of divine right. Maybe Republicans should just leave them, the fuck alone.

 

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They could cheat by simply running on good policy that Americans wanted instead of identity politics and control of women. I am convinced more, day by day, the identified groups would rather be left alone to work and pay taxes. I am positive women are sick of be considered too stupid and evil to know and make decisions effecting their life, with their own body. It is apparent, they have no intention of subjugating themselves to the will of angry old white men who think they are morally, and intellectually superior wishing to act out of divine right. Maybe Republicans should just leave them, the fuck alone.

This is what is wrong.

You have stated THEIR position, a wrong position, and the reason the GOP cannot.

So, if your good with lies to win elections, by all means, knock yourself out.

 

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Republican Party Checks Into Rehab For Addiction To Losing

U.S. — The Republican Party checked itself into a rehab facility this morning, having hit rock-bottom in the throes of its addiction to losing.

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Republican Party Checks Into Rehab For Addiction To Losing
POLITICS·Nov 8, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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Republican Party Checks Into Rehab For Addiction To Losing
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U.S. — The Republican Party checked itself into a rehab facility this morning, having hit rock-bottom in the throes of its addiction to losing.
"Once we got that first taste of losing, we just couldn't stop," said Ronna McDaniel, Chairwoman of the Republican Party. "Next thing you know, you have to lose even bigger just to match the thrill of that first crushing defeat. It's a vicious cycle."
Over the last several years, friends have watched the Republican Party steadily descend into addiction, with one loss inevitably leading to dozens more. "The Republican Party kept saying it didn't have a problem, that it could quit losing any time it wanted to," said long-time acquaintance Dan Gould. "They even got clean for a few months here and there, like back in 2022 with that Virginia governor. But -- they could never stay away for long."



After experiencing that first euphoric high of losing the U.S. House of Representatives, the Republican Party found the urge to lose just could not be satiated. After losing the Presidency, the Republicans tried to satisfy the losing compulsion by losing the U.S. Senate, governor seats in multiple states, the U.S. Senate again, legislative chambers in five states, Supreme Courts in swing states, and more. "We just can't get enough losing," said Ms. McDaniel, looking at the November 2023 results. "I can't stop jonesing for one more epic beating."
At publishing time, the Republican Party had left rehab swearing it was clean.

 

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They could cheat by simply running on good policy that Americans wanted instead of identity politics and control of women. I am convinced more, day by day, the identified groups would rather be left alone to work and pay taxes. I am positive women are sick of be considered too stupid and evil to know and make decisions effecting their life, with their own body. It is apparent, they have no intention of subjugating themselves to the will of angry old white men who think they are morally, and intellectually superior wishing to act out of divine right. Maybe Republicans should just leave them, the fuck alone.

Wrong. Women want abortion restrictions, restrictions the Left refuses to let them vote on because they know they would lose. For you see, democrats don't like democracy, they just love manipulating it for their own vices.

Two-thirds want abortion limited to the first trimester​

Despite the majority support for abortion rights generally, 66% said abortion should be legal in, at most, the first three months of a pregnancy.

This is what democrats refuse to put to a vote. Instead, they put in vague Constitutional amendments that just leave such things up to abortion doctors like Dr. Kermit Gosnell.