Elon Musk finds money trail to the Pope from USAID

[Votto]

Italy - Pope Francis today was confronted by reporters about Elon Musk saying he found a money trail from USAID all the way to his bank account worth millions. "Elon is the devil", said Pope Francis, "Why do you believe him? Say, wouldn't you rather ask me about rumors regarding the pedophile rings in the Vatican instead?"

Authorities grew suspicious after the Pope seemed to campaign for Joe Biden and the democrat party every chance he got for the last 8 years. But the bigger concern was his massive Hunter Biden picture collection. "Look at them!, Are the not beautiful? said Pope Francis. "He is a genius! I just can't decide if he is a better artist or natural gas consultant for Burisma!! They will go well with all the other priceless pieces of art at the Vatican, although there is talk to giving it to charity to the poor woman of Planned Parenthood because we really care about the poor don't ya know. Of course, I mean the Hunter paintings will be given to the poor and not the rest of our priceless loot"

No word yet on whether the Big Guy got his 10%.

 

[Calypso Jones]

That reads almost like Babylon bee. Sometimes it is so hard to tell. LOL Better get a link in there before a stalking mod catches it.

 

[Votto]

That reads almost like Babylon bee. Sometimes it is so hard to tell. LOL Better get a link in there before a stalking mod catches it.

It's just me blowing off some steam.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I understand he’s the Last Pope

 

[OKTexas]

THREAD LOCKED, THE OP KNOWS QUOTES REQUIRE A LINK