Elon Musk announces birth of ‘14th’ child – a son named Seldon Lycurgus
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Doc7505
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It's great to be a billionaire... Eh?
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Dudes a sex fiend...I'm thinking that can't be healthy! Where does ge find the time, running multiple companies and working for the government.
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He needs to get himself a wooden spoon...
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Paternity Test Reveals Luke Skywalker's Father Actually Elon Musk
Celebs·Feb 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
CORELLIA — Shockwaves were felt across the galaxy this week that experts predicted would be felt as far as the Outer Rim, as a paternity test revealed that Luke Skywalker's father is actually Elon Musk.
Despite the long-held belief that Skywalker's father was the late Sith Lord Darth Vader, test results provided incontrovertible proof that he was actually sired by the billionaire Tesla and SpaceX founder.
"This is a way more shocking revelation about my father's identity," Skywalker told a HoloNet News reporter droid. "I thought this had all been laid to rest. We defeated the Empire, peace has been restored to the galaxy, and I mourned the death of Anakin Skywalker — who I thought was my father. This paternity test changes everything, though. I'm going to have to rethink my entire life. Should I still be a Jedi, or should I start a couple of companies and buy a social media platform?"
Though he did not directly confirm that he was Skywalker's father, Musk did make cryptic comments that some believe to be related to the news.
"I've never said spreading my seed was limited to only one galaxy," he said. "SpaceX has afforded me the ability to travel to distant places. Coruscant. Tatooine. Naboo. I've spent time in many places and met a lot of beautiful people. Senator Amidala was particularly lovely."
The paternity test also reportedly indicated that Musk's intelligence was likely the result of a remarkably high midichlorian count.
At publishing time, Skywalker said he had not yet decided if he would be legally changing his name to Luke Musk.
Celebs·Feb 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
CORELLIA — Shockwaves were felt across the galaxy this week that experts predicted would be felt as far as the Outer Rim, as a paternity test revealed that Luke Skywalker's father is actually Elon Musk.
Despite the long-held belief that Skywalker's father was the late Sith Lord Darth Vader, test results provided incontrovertible proof that he was actually sired by the billionaire Tesla and SpaceX founder.
"This is a way more shocking revelation about my father's identity," Skywalker told a HoloNet News reporter droid. "I thought this had all been laid to rest. We defeated the Empire, peace has been restored to the galaxy, and I mourned the death of Anakin Skywalker — who I thought was my father. This paternity test changes everything, though. I'm going to have to rethink my entire life. Should I still be a Jedi, or should I start a couple of companies and buy a social media platform?"
Though he did not directly confirm that he was Skywalker's father, Musk did make cryptic comments that some believe to be related to the news.
"I've never said spreading my seed was limited to only one galaxy," he said. "SpaceX has afforded me the ability to travel to distant places. Coruscant. Tatooine. Naboo. I've spent time in many places and met a lot of beautiful people. Senator Amidala was particularly lovely."
The paternity test also reportedly indicated that Musk's intelligence was likely the result of a remarkably high midichlorian count.
At publishing time, Skywalker said he had not yet decided if he would be legally changing his name to Luke Musk.
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Lol
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Lol!!
Mark Hamil's hate for Musk and Trump stretches all across the galaxy, and I bet he would be furious to see this Bee article. Just to make sure he sees it, I think I'll Tweet it to him. Guess I better use BlueSky, he's probably dropped Twitter.
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Most of the baby mammas were inseminated artificially so he just keeps on going.
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It doesn't take more than a couple of minutes.
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Huh? Musk is a sperms donor? That's a lot of whacki....uhhh....
Where does he find time to do it? Lol
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Do you have any idea how much sperm is in a single ejaculation? LOTS.
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Musk has lots of kids!
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And not a single one is on welfare. Why do you think beautiful, accomplished women accept artificial insemination and birthing a Musk baby? They never have to work again. All employment is a vanity project. They never have to worry about housing, or that new car or anything. Musk probably has a list of volunteers.Musk has lots of kids!
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Wait ..I thought artificial insemination was done anymously, the donor never meets the recipient let alone gets child support from them. You're saying he's donating his seed...and then volunteering to support these kids? I thought of he donates to a sperm bank...he's not obligated as the father...
So he's not actually having sex with any of these women? They are just surrogate mothers for him?
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As a multi-billionaire, he doesn't have to waste time looking, the women likely throw themselves continually at him.
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No. Of course not. There is no sperm bank or anonymous donation involved. Musk and his chosen baby mama come to an agreement where she agrees to be inseminated.
He does have children conceived by intercourse as well.
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Nearly all of his children were conceived through IVF or surrogacy. I think only one was conceived the fun way. haha
But your question about where he finds the time IS a good one....
As this guy puts it:
Maybe someone else is tweeting for him?
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