Merlin1047
Senior Member
Some comic comments regarding the candidates. What makes them funny is that they are substantially true.
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John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he
>still can't explain what John Kerry stands for." --David Letterman
>
>John Kerry is keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get
>away and go someplace where no one would expect to see him. So I guess
>he showed up at his old seat in the Senate. Nobody's going to look for
>him there." --Jay Leno
>
>"You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's
>at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing,
>windsurfing. Even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows." -Jay
>Leno
>
>"Have you folks been following the controversy with John Kerry and his
>service in Vietnam and the Swift Boat campaign? It all took place in
>Vietnam and now it just won't go away. I was thinking about this - if
>John Kerry had just ducked the war like everybody else he wouldn't have
>this trouble." -David Letterman
>
>"There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser.
>When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'"
>-Craig Kilborn
>
>"John Kerry's wife Teresa Heinz is on the cover of Newsweek magazine
>this week and they said that if he is elected president, she will be the
>oldest first lady in American history. But that doesn't bother John
>Kerry, he said, 'To me, she looks like a million bucks'" -Jay Leno
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John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he
>still can't explain what John Kerry stands for." --David Letterman
>
>John Kerry is keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get
>away and go someplace where no one would expect to see him. So I guess
>he showed up at his old seat in the Senate. Nobody's going to look for
>him there." --Jay Leno
>
>"You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's
>at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing,
>windsurfing. Even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows." -Jay
>Leno
>
>"Have you folks been following the controversy with John Kerry and his
>service in Vietnam and the Swift Boat campaign? It all took place in
>Vietnam and now it just won't go away. I was thinking about this - if
>John Kerry had just ducked the war like everybody else he wouldn't have
>this trouble." -David Letterman
>
>"There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser.
>When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'"
>-Craig Kilborn
>
>"John Kerry's wife Teresa Heinz is on the cover of Newsweek magazine
>this week and they said that if he is elected president, she will be the
>oldest first lady in American history. But that doesn't bother John
>Kerry, he said, 'To me, she looks like a million bucks'" -Jay Leno
