Edinburgh woman bit off man’s tongue in street brawl before seagull swooped down and ate it

[Disir]

James McKenzie spat out a piece of his tongue onto the street after Bethaney Ryan, 27, had savagely ripped it off with her teeth during an incident in Edinburgh.
The large gull then flew down and grabbed the fleshy muscle in its beak and then made off before the injured man could retrieve it.

Woman bit out Scottish man's tongue in street brawl before seagull ate it

A man who had a large chunk of his tongue bitten off by a female thug was left horrified when a seagull swooped down and ate it.

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com

That is a very bad day. I mean, what the hell do you even do with a day like that?

 

[fncceo]

I think I've seen this movie.

 

[Toro]

lol

that's so Scottish

 

[Disir]

I wonder what the hell his horoscope was for that day.

 

[Concerned American]

James McKenzie spat out a piece of his tongue onto the street after Bethaney Ryan, 27, had savagely ripped it off with her teeth during an incident in Edinburgh.
The large gull then flew down and grabbed the fleshy muscle in its beak and then made off before the injured man could retrieve it.

Woman bit out Scottish man's tongue in street brawl before seagull ate it

A man who had a large chunk of his tongue bitten off by a female thug was left horrified when a seagull swooped down and ate it.

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com

That is a very bad day. I mean, what the hell do you even do with a day like that?

Thank your lucky stars that you didn't shove that other appendage down her throat. LOL

 

[Concerned American]

I think I've seen this movie.

Shades of Lorena Bobbitt--no pun intended.

 

[night_son]

I wonder what the hell his horoscope was for that day.

He was looking a bit peckish.

 

[fncceo]

I think I've seen this movie.

Shades of Lorena Bobbitt--no pun intended.

I'm 98% sure that's not a pun.

 

[night_son]

I think I've seen this movie.

Shades of Lorena Bobbitt--no pun intended.

Rime of the Ancient Mariner . . . in tongues . . .

 

[Yarddog]

James McKenzie spat out a piece of his tongue onto the street after Bethaney Ryan, 27, had savagely ripped it off with her teeth during an incident in Edinburgh.
The large gull then flew down and grabbed the fleshy muscle in its beak and then made off before the injured man could retrieve it.

Woman bit out Scottish man's tongue in street brawl before seagull ate it

A man who had a large chunk of his tongue bitten off by a female thug was left horrified when a seagull swooped down and ate it.

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com

That is a very bad day. I mean, what the hell do you even do with a day like that?

Id sell "Gull got your tounge?" Tee shirts.

You know, that whole when life gives you lemons thing?
Its just that he couldn't be spokes person for the company, thats out.

 

[shockedcanadian]

Those civilized career British civil servants are going to yell about U.S guns again.

"Hey, imagine she had a gun? At least the man is alive!"

 

[fncceo]

Rime of the Ancient Mariner

THAT is a pun. Rime vs Rhyme.

 

[petro]

She sounds like quite the prize.

 

[Larsky]

James McKenzie spat out a piece of his tongue onto the street after Bethaney Ryan, 27, had savagely ripped it off with her teeth during an incident in Edinburgh.
The large gull then flew down and grabbed the fleshy muscle in its beak and then made off before the injured man could retrieve it.

Woman bit out Scottish man's tongue in street brawl before seagull ate it

A man who had a large chunk of his tongue bitten off by a female thug was left horrified when a seagull swooped down and ate it.

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com

That is a very bad day. I mean, what the hell do you even do with a day like that?

This crap usually only happens in the UK.