dude steals over 3000 dollars worth of cologne

[horselightning]

RCMP looking for a scented Shoppers shoplifter

Steinbach RCMP are asking the public for assistance in identifying a fragrant thief. Police recently received a report of shoplifting from the Shoppers Drug Mart at the corner of Main Street and Barkman Avenue in Steinbach. On September 1st around 7:15 PM a man who is believed to be in his...

steinbachonline.com

what does he smell that bad. the fregrant thief on the loose lol hope they get hiss ass.

 

[initforme]

This is truly funny in every aspect.

 

[Anomalism]

the fregrant thief

How do you misspell a word that's in the first sentence of the article?

 

[Lemmi]

Should be perfect case for the tracker dogs to solve.

 

[22lcidw]

Should be perfect case for the tracker dogs to solve.

Only Monk would get away with that.

 

[BULLDOG]

If my uncle wasn't dead, I would say he was probably the thief. You could smell the stuff that man was wearing half a block away.

 

[Anomalism]

If my uncle wasn't dead, I would say he was probably the thief. You could smell the stuff that man was wearing half a block away.

Why shower regularly when your odor can be a charming combination of cologne and ball sweat?

 

[BULLDOG]

Why shower regularly when your odor can be a charming combination of cologne and ball sweat?

That might have been his philosophy.

 

[horselightning]

Should be perfect case for the tracker dogs to solve.

lol

 

[d0gbreath]

What a Brut!

 

[Resnic]

He should be easy to find at the local swap meet selling that shit.

 

[horselightning]

He should be easy to find at the local swap meet selling that shit.

yep