Does Mortimer look attractive?

SHOW US YOUR TITS!
SHOW US YOUR TITS!
SHOW US YOUR TITS!
 
When I tell you to avoid appearing to children unexpectedly , you probably think I am making a nasty and cruel comment just for the sake of being nasty and cruel .

Which is true .
But so is my request .
 
A Biggly Wiggly Monkey girl friend perhaps .

But Morticia's concern is that she is now identifying as per the pronoun and is wondering about someone like a young Mike Tyson.
Fair comment , Morticia ?
Look, they is plenty of fat ugly folks to fuck, go fer it.
 
Do you referr to me as old? I think im not older then you?

Seems you are a Numbers person , Morticia .

But you look like someone close to Death's door , whereas I am young in looks and spirit .
Can outrun you and throw you in under 30 seconds .

And that's without getting to brain and mind abilities .

So on what grounds other than numbers are you younger than me?

You just concentrate on a good walk today and some sit ups this evening-- and eat wisely and healthily .No alcohol.
 
I would be ok with a fat girlfriend too i do not know how i can get a girlfriend whether she is fat or not
Join one of those weight loss groups. They have meetings like the alcoholics, do stuff as a group like going on hikes together and support each other. You may meet someone you like and if not, you stay motivated and lose some weight.
 
Seems you are a Numbers person , Morticia .

But you look like someone close to Death's door , whereas I am young in looks and spirit .
Can outrun you and throw you in under 30 seconds .

And that's without getting to brain and mind abilities .

So on what grounds other than numbers are you younger than me?

You just concentrate on a good walk today and some sit ups this evening-- and eat wisely and healthily .No alcohol.
I was just outside for a roughly fourty minutes walk


 
Join one of those weight loss groups. They have meetings like the alcoholics, do stuff as a group like going on hikes together and support each other. You may meet someone you like and if not, you stay motivated and lose some weight.
Im not sure if there are such groups here in rural austria like in the cities in the USA but i know those kind of groups from movies
 
i do not know how i can get a girlfriend whether she is fat or not
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Im not sure if there are such groups here in rural austria like in the cities in the USA but i know those kind of groups from movies
If you got something like the Meetup App, you find all kinds of little local groups. If you just hang out with guys you ain't gonna meet many women.
 
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