Do the Ewoks still infuriate you

[Quasar44]

what were they thinking
Completely eviscerated the entire movie and trilogy
. Yeah 3 feet tall fury MF with the technology of homo erectus can defeat a civilization that can obliterate planets into rocks

 

[Canon Shooter]

It's a fuckin' movie...

 

[theHawk]

what were they thinking
Completely eviscerated the entire movie and trilogy
. Yeah 3 feet tall fury MF with the technology of homo erectus can defeat a civilization that can obliterate planets into rocks

The Ewoks were a distraction. The racist white rebels did all the work.

 

[Quasar44]

Sorry at bar and that was the best I can think of
Sorrr

 

[JoeB131]

what were they thinking
Completely eviscerated the entire movie and trilogy
. Yeah 3 feet tall fury MF with the technology of homo erectus can defeat a civilization that can obliterate planets into rocks

Actually, what Lucas was going for here was an allegory of how the might US military still found itself defeated by the Vietcong.

The scene I always wanted to see at the end... Luke, Leia, Han, and Lando eating at the feast, and they tell C3PO to ask the Ewoks what it is.

"They say it's imperial stormtrooper, sir! The shells are kind of tough, but the insides are good eating!"

Everyone pukes except for Chewie, because from his viewpoint, it isn't cannibalism!

 

[hjmick]

I'd happily take fifteen movies with and about Ewoks over one movie with this retarded motherfucker:

 

[JoeB131]

I'd happily take fifteen movies with and about Ewoks over one movie with this retarded motherfucker:

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