ChemEngineer
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- Feb 5, 2019
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I'm driving around today, minding my own business and I come upon this broken down car in the fast lane of one of our city's busiest streets. Not a safe place for a broken down car to be. The speed limit on this street is 55 MPH.
I instruct the driver to get in and I will push her to a safe spot. She "already tried that."
My reply: "I'm a man. I'm stronger than you." No argument. I had her here in sixty seconds.
The Triple A truck arrived to tow her car away. She's on the right.
I was wearing my Trump hat and said, "No Biden supporter helped you, did they!" What could she say.
I continued: "Please tell your family and friends that I have been called a 'racist' for decades only because I'm a Republican. But my best man, decades ago, was black. You tell your friends and family that." She promised she would, and extended her hand to shake mine. No way. I wanted a hug and got it.
"It is fun to have fun but you have to know how." - The Cat in the Hat
Every good deed you do, finish it off by saying "No Biden supporter helped you" and you will double your pleasure, double your fun, without even buying Doublemint Gum.
P.S. Ask the Good Lord what you can do today in His Service. What can you do that everyone else is neglecting, or too busy to take care of? Pick up some litter and dispose of it, or nails or screws in the road? Seconds. Report a hazard or problem to the city? Seconds of your time. The more of these things you do, the more you learn and the better you get at improving your neighborhood, your city, your country.
I instruct the driver to get in and I will push her to a safe spot. She "already tried that."
My reply: "I'm a man. I'm stronger than you." No argument. I had her here in sixty seconds.
The Triple A truck arrived to tow her car away. She's on the right.
I was wearing my Trump hat and said, "No Biden supporter helped you, did they!" What could she say.
I continued: "Please tell your family and friends that I have been called a 'racist' for decades only because I'm a Republican. But my best man, decades ago, was black. You tell your friends and family that." She promised she would, and extended her hand to shake mine. No way. I wanted a hug and got it.
"It is fun to have fun but you have to know how." - The Cat in the Hat
Every good deed you do, finish it off by saying "No Biden supporter helped you" and you will double your pleasure, double your fun, without even buying Doublemint Gum.
P.S. Ask the Good Lord what you can do today in His Service. What can you do that everyone else is neglecting, or too busy to take care of? Pick up some litter and dispose of it, or nails or screws in the road? Seconds. Report a hazard or problem to the city? Seconds of your time. The more of these things you do, the more you learn and the better you get at improving your neighborhood, your city, your country.
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