DNA testing reveals Milkman fathered over 800 children back in the 1950s

[Otis Mayfield]

FALSE!!!


Daily News Reported published an article entitled “DNA Testing Reveals Milkman Fathered Over 800 Children Between 1951 And 1964.” This website explains on its “About Us” page that the Daily News Reported is a “fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website.”

The disclaimer reads: “Daily News Reported is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. Daily News Reported uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.”

Did a Milkman Father 800 Children?

This old trope continues to be a source of rumors.

www.snopes.com

Nope, it's fake news.

Were you fooled?

 

[Orangecat]

Were you fooled?

Everyone knows it was the gardener.

 

[TNHarley]

Pretty sure nobody believes anything you type

 

[Jets]

Wish I was the milkman!

 

[ZZ PUPPS]

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[beautress]

Wish I was the milkman!

I you had 8,000 children x $50 a month to each mom, the fee for your pleasure would be $400,000.00 a month x 12 = $4,800,000.00 per year.

 

[Votto]

Wish I was the milkman!

I thought it was Colonel mustard with his "lead pipe" in the Conservatory.

 

[marvin martian]

FALSE!!!


Daily News Reported published an article entitled “DNA Testing Reveals Milkman Fathered Over 800 Children Between 1951 And 1964.” This website explains on its “About Us” page that the Daily News Reported is a “fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website.”

The disclaimer reads: “Daily News Reported is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. Daily News Reported uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.”

Did a Milkman Father 800 Children?

This old trope continues to be a source of rumors.

www.snopes.com

Nope, it's fake news.

Were you fooled?

Only pizza delivery guys get that much action. Everyone knows that.

 

[Jets]

I you had 8,000 children x $50 a month to each mom, the fee for your pleasure would be $400,000.00 a month x 12 = $4,800,000.00 per year.

True, but boy would that have been fun!

 

[Captain Caveman]

FALSE!!!


Daily News Reported published an article entitled “DNA Testing Reveals Milkman Fathered Over 800 Children Between 1951 And 1964.” This website explains on its “About Us” page that the Daily News Reported is a “fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website.”

The disclaimer reads: “Daily News Reported is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. Daily News Reported uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.”

Did a Milkman Father 800 Children?

This old trope continues to be a source of rumors.

www.snopes.com

Nope, it's fake news.

Were you fooled?

I knew it was fake, it was 900

 

[beautress]

True, but boy would that have been fun!

Yeah, getting every Venereal Disease in the world, some you likely haven't heard of would sure be challenging as you fight off symptoms for the duration of your sad little life after the statistics of something bad happening to you skyrocket on account of the numbers game. Oh, and you won't be able to dance, much less produce enough testosterone to get a rise out of seeing a pretty woman.

Hey, I didn't make the rules, but I know what the rules are. Mathematics has a kind of rule system...

 

[JoeMoma]

I was born 9 months after Christmas. Rummer has it that Santa Claus is my daddy.

 

[Jets]

Yeah, getting every Venereal Disease in the world, some you likely haven't heard of would sure be challenging as you fight off symptoms for the duration of your sad little life after the statistics of something bad happening to you skyrocket on account of the numbers game. Oh, and you won't be able to dance, much less produce enough testosterone to get a rise out of seeing a pretty woman.

Hey, I didn't make the rules, but I know what the rules are. Mathematics has a kind of rule system...

Lighten up, I was being humorous!

Sheesh…

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

FALSE!!!


Daily News Reported published an article entitled “DNA Testing Reveals Milkman Fathered Over 800 Children Between 1951 And 1964.” This website explains on its “About Us” page that the Daily News Reported is a “fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website.”

The disclaimer reads: “Daily News Reported is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. Daily News Reported uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.”

Did a Milkman Father 800 Children?

This old trope continues to be a source of rumors.

www.snopes.com

Nope, it's fake news.

Were you fooled?

I knew it was only 799

 

[Captain Caveman]

I was born 9 months after Christmas. Rummer has it that Santa Claus is my daddy.

That was some kiss under the mistletoe.