The new token leader says:
“I know it seems like we’re already totally nuts,” said Senator Cory Booker. “But believe you me—you ain’t seen nothing yet. We’re talking rending our garments and smashing stuff, constantly comparing ourselves to tragic martyrs on film and television, even punching ourselves in the face. And we’ll do it around the clock.”
“I’m talking full-on insanity, people. I AM SPARTACUS! I AM MASTER CHIEF! I AM WILLIAM WALLAAAAAACE!!!” he added before aides were forced to restrain him. “Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!”
And don’t forget the millions of DimocRATs who will merge on the Capitol building to scream at the sky when he’s confirmed.
Thanks for this to Democrats Threaten To Abandon Final Shred Of Sanity If Kavanaugh Confirmed