The new token leader says:
āI know it seems like weāre already totally nuts,ā said Senator Cory Booker. āBut believe you meāyou aināt seen nothing yet. Weāre talking rending our garments and smashing stuff, constantly comparing ourselves to tragic martyrs on film and television, even punching ourselves in the face. And weāll do it around the clock.ā
āIām talking full-on insanity, people. I AM SPARTACUS! I AM MASTER CHIEF! I AM WILLIAM WALLAAAAAACE!!!ā he added before aides were forced to restrain him. āTekeli-li! Tekeli-li!ā
And donāt forget the millions of DimocRATs who will merge on the Capitol building to scream at the sky when heās confirmed.
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