Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid To Vote

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Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid To Vote​

Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid To Vote

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic lawmakers once again called on the Department of Justice to reign in ICE officers, fearful that mass deportations will make illegals afraid to vote.

babylonbee.com

21 Jan 2026

Democratic lawmakers once again called on the Department of Justice to reign in ICE officers, fearful that mass deportations will make illegals afraid to vote.
"I am afraid that if we don't end these ICE raids soon, illegal aliens will be too afraid to illegally vote in our elections," Senator Chuck Schumer said. "That's why I'm calling on our president to step in and do the right thing by no longer executing the law."
According to sources, undocumented migrants are much less likely to vote as a result of ongoing ICE arrests and may not even bother voting at all if they get deported.
"We have to put a stop to ICE or we're through!" warned Representative Ilhan Omar. "Everyone knows real Americans won't vote for us."
As Democratic lawmakers continue to wrestle with the president over mass deportations, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has already hit the streets to get out the vote among the illegal community well ahead of the midterms.
"Voting in free American elections is not just an American right, but a human right!" the congresswoman said. "It's, like, literally in the Constitution."
At publishing time Democrats took to the streets to protest the deportation of another several thousand of their voters.


Commentary:
Just as it should be. When satire contains 100% truth.
The Bee drifts too far into reality sometimes.
Good sarcasm requires an element of truth. In this case, the only thing not really true is Democrats won’t admit it.

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I hope they nail a whole bunch of them at the gay bunny’s stupid bowl. All ICE will need to do is nail those who are singing along.

 

[Crepitus]

You guys really don't get the whole "humor" thing.

 

[Meister]

Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid To Vote​

Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid To Vote

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic lawmakers once again called on the Department of Justice to reign in ICE officers, fearful that mass deportations will make illegals afraid to vote.

babylonbee.com

21 Jan 2026

Democratic lawmakers once again called on the Department of Justice to reign in ICE officers, fearful that mass deportations will make illegals afraid to vote.
"I am afraid that if we don't end these ICE raids soon, illegal aliens will be too afraid to illegally vote in our elections," Senator Chuck Schumer said. "That's why I'm calling on our president to step in and do the right thing by no longer executing the law."
According to sources, undocumented migrants are much less likely to vote as a result of ongoing ICE arrests and may not even bother voting at all if they get deported.
"We have to put a stop to ICE or we're through!" warned Representative Ilhan Omar. "Everyone knows real Americans won't vote for us."
As Democratic lawmakers continue to wrestle with the president over mass deportations, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has already hit the streets to get out the vote among the illegal community well ahead of the midterms.
"Voting in free American elections is not just an American right, but a human right!" the congresswoman said. "It's, like, literally in the Constitution."
At publishing time Democrats took to the streets to protest the deportation of another several thousand of their voters.


Commentary:
Just as it should be. When satire contains 100% truth.
The Bee drifts too far into reality sometimes.
Good sarcasm requires an element of truth. In this case, the only thing not really true is Democrats won’t admit it.

​

I hope they nail a whole bunch of them at the gay bunny’s stupid bowl. All ICE will need to do is nail those who are singing along.

Truth

 

[Meister]

You guys really don't get the whole "humor" thing.

no you really don't, do you?

 

[Eman623]

Funny!

 

[egp320i]

Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid To Vote​

Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid To Vote

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic lawmakers once again called on the Department of Justice to reign in ICE officers, fearful that mass deportations will make illegals afraid to vote.

babylonbee.com

21 Jan 2026

Democratic lawmakers once again called on the Department of Justice to reign in ICE officers, fearful that mass deportations will make illegals afraid to vote.
"I am afraid that if we don't end these ICE raids soon, illegal aliens will be too afraid to illegally vote in our elections," Senator Chuck Schumer said. "That's why I'm calling on our president to step in and do the right thing by no longer executing the law."
According to sources, undocumented migrants are much less likely to vote as a result of ongoing ICE arrests and may not even bother voting at all if they get deported.
"We have to put a stop to ICE or we're through!" warned Representative Ilhan Omar. "Everyone knows real Americans won't vote for us."
As Democratic lawmakers continue to wrestle with the president over mass deportations, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has already hit the streets to get out the vote among the illegal community well ahead of the midterms.
"Voting in free American elections is not just an American right, but a human right!" the congresswoman said. "It's, like, literally in the Constitution."
At publishing time Democrats took to the streets to protest the deportation of another several thousand of their voters.


Commentary:
Just as it should be. When satire contains 100% truth.
The Bee drifts too far into reality sometimes.
Good sarcasm requires an element of truth. In this case, the only thing not really true is Democrats won’t admit it.

​

I hope they nail a whole bunch of them at the gay bunny’s stupid bowl. All ICE will need to do is nail those who are singing along.

Exactly, it's a win-win and if we enforced voter ID this would be a non issue

dems are scared they are going to lose that fringe illegal vote in blue states

 

[IM2]

Stupid thread, not funny.

 

[Crepitus]

no you really don't, do you?

Nice try, kid, but you are wrong as usual.

 

[IM2]

Exactly, it's a win-win and if we enforced voter ID this would be a non issue

dems are scared they are going to lose that fringe illegal vote in blue states

Is this why Republicans have been passing voter suppression measures?

It's time the lying stopped.

 

[egp320i]

Is this why Republicans have been passing voter suppression measures?

It's time the lying stopped.

what voter suppression? you mean showing a valid ID so you are legal to vote?

 

[Thinker101]

You guys really don't get the whole "humor" thing.

You loons don't seem to get the "law" thing.

 

[petro]

You loons don't seem to get the "law" thing.

Nor do they comprehend the common sense thing.

 

[Crepitus]

You loons don't seem to get the "law" thing.

Ok, that one was kinda funny I gotta admit

 

[Mack The Finger]

Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid To Vote​

 

[BackAgain]

Stupid thread, not funny.

Actually, quite funny. You’re no judge. You’re a ****.

 

[progressive hunter]

 

[AZrailwhale]

Is this why Republicans have been passing voter suppression measures?

It's time the lying stopped.

What voter suppression measures? Do you think minorities are too stupid to get the IDs necessary for everyday life?

 

[fncceo]

I wish this were satire.