Democrats Vow To Keep Fighting Until Nobody In America Can Be Successful

[Votto]

Democrats Vow To Keep Fighting Until Nobody In America Can Be Successful​

Politics·Jun 16, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of Elon Musk officially becoming the world's first confirmed trillionaire, leaders of the Democratic Party pledged to never stop fighting as long as anyone in America is still allowed to be successful.

After news broke of Musk's trillionaire status, Democrats vowed to fight the cause of financial success in the United States with everything they have.

"This level of success is immoral," House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said in a joint statement to the press with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. "Never before have we seen this type of blatant upward mobility. I will do everything in my power to ensure no one else in this great nation of ours will ever see this sort of financial victory. The government needs that money to fund things. Lots of things."

Prominent party leaders railed against Musk online after the announcement of SpaceX's IPO made the engineer the world's first-ever trillionaire. Schumer echoed fellow Democrats Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in criticizing Musk's success and promised the American people they would work hard to make sure no one is ever allowed to reach the same levels of wealth again.

"Our country's unique ability to enable individuals from all walks of life to work hard and make money is an atrocity," Schumer said. "We need to be more like Europe, where people are taxed so much there's no possible way for them to build businesses or accumulate wealth unless they run a global human trafficking enterprise. No one should be allowed to be wealthy outside of government."

At publishing time, Musk was on his way to making another trillion dollars, despite Democrats' best efforts.

 

[Votto]

And if he had been a Left wing kook like George Soros, not a word would have been said.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Class warfare is Marxism 101.
And, it is a dog whistle for losers and suckers.

 

[Meister]

The democrats push a narrative to infer that
the more they tax the "rich", the more money
in the pockets of middle class.
The truth couldn't be further away.

 

[1srelluc]

I heard another Wall Street company decided to move to TX due to there being a lack of talent in NYC.



Apollo Global Management, one of Wall Street’s largest asset managers with over $800 billion in assets, has chosen Austin, Texas as the site for its second U.S. headquarters, bypassing New York City.... Total News.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Class warfare is Marxism 101.
And, it is a dog whistle for losers and suckers.

These Are the Sons of the Right's Heroes

Marxism, a fad of the RichKid Reich, fights birthclass warfare against Commoners. They are especially resentful against those who climb up from the class assigned to them at birth.

"Bourgeois" originated as a snobbish slur against those who got rich by working instead of inheriting. The fact that it is also a favorite criticism from the Communists proves why birth privileges must be abolished before any progress can be made. How obvious can it get about who these Leftists really are?

 

[Chuz Life]

Leftardz will never learn how a tax on the rich is actually a tax on themself.

 

[task0778]

Democrats Vow To Keep Fighting Until Nobody In America Can Be Successful​

Yeah, but by God we'll all be equal.

 

[Dante]

Democrats Vow To Keep Fighting Until Nobody In America Can Be Successful​

Politics·Jun 16, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of Elon Musk officially becoming the world's first confirmed trillionaire, leaders of the Democratic Party pledged to never stop fighting as long as anyone in America is still allowed to be successful.

After news broke of Musk's trillionaire status, Democrats vowed to fight the cause of financial success in the United States with everything they have.

"This level of success is immoral," House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said in a joint statement to the press with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. "Never before have we seen this type of blatant upward mobility. I will do everything in my power to ensure no one else in this great nation of ours will ever see this sort of financial victory. The government needs that money to fund things. Lots of things."

Prominent party leaders railed against Musk online after the announcement of SpaceX's IPO made the engineer the world's first-ever trillionaire. Schumer echoed fellow Democrats Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in criticizing Musk's success and promised the American people they would work hard to make sure no one is ever allowed to reach the same levels of wealth again.

"Our country's unique ability to enable individuals from all walks of life to work hard and make money is an atrocity," Schumer said. "We need to be more like Europe, where people are taxed so much there's no possible way for them to build businesses or accumulate wealth unless they run a global human trafficking enterprise. No one should be allowed to be wealthy outside of government."

At publishing time, Musk was on his way to making another trillion dollars, despite Democrats' best efforts.

OKAY

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Leftardz will never learn how a tax on the rich is actually a tax on themself.

On their fathers, or those who act like their fathers did. Leftism is and Oedipus Complex of Preppies, whose birth privileges and dominance should be removed from America. All ideologies come from that sheltered source, which is as unAmerican as it is possible to be.

 

[Meister]

Leftardz will never learn how a tax on the rich is actually a tax on themself.

"Leftardz" will only talk about taxing the rich for their base.
In real time, they know who supplies the bread and butter for them.

This is known as playing politics.

 

[JohnDB]

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

On their fathers, or those who act like their fathers did. Leftism is and Oedipus Complex of Preppies, whose birth privileges and dominance should be removed from America. All ideologies come from that sheltered source, which is as unAmerican as it is possible to be.

Shot at and Missed, Sh*t at and Hit

So far, four inexcusable typos yesterday. I had started out extremely upset over how the VA had treated me that day.