Democrats threaten to make Joe and Hunter pay taxes if they don't pull out of the Presidential race

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George Clooney is playing hard ball. He recently informed the Democrats in Congress that if Joe Biden does not decline the Presidential nomination they will see to it that he and his son pay taxes on all the millions they made overseas over the years.

"Smitherjism!" exclaimed Joe. "I never thought that, you know, all that money.............anyway".

"Does this mean we all have to pay taxes now?" asked a concerned unnamed democrat in Congress. "Not at all, unless you refuse to listen to king George", said Nancy Pelosi. "But mess with George and the next thing you know you won't even have access to insider trading. At that point, why even be a Congressman?"