Democrats Have Officially Ruined Summer

[Road Runner]

I just found out that there will be NO lifeguards at our beach this summer and there's only two pools close by that are even open.


I guess the children of democrats just aren't motivated to look after themselves anymore, because you already know that isn't being taught in conservative families.

 

[mamooth]

Lifeguards are paid positions, not volunteers. If nobody pays, then there's no lifeguard.

That's just one reason why that weepy butthurt rant made no sense.

 

[Road Runner]

Lifeguards are paid positions, not volunteers. If nobody pays, then there's no lifeguard.

That's another thing, why are democrats so eager to give out money like candy in a parade, but only when they feel like they're getting something out of it in return?

 

[Mr Natural]

Those bastards!

Let’s hear about all the other things they’ve done to fuck up your life.

 

[rightwinger]

I just found out that there will be NO lifeguards at our beach this summer and there's only two pools close by that are even open.


I guess the children of democrats just aren't motivated to look after themselves anymore, because you already know that isn't being taught in conservative families.

Democrats invented lifeguarding
You can look it up

Republicans will just let you drown

 

[rightwinger]

Lifeguards are paid positions, not volunteers. If nobody pays, then there's no lifeguard.

That's just one reason why that weepy butthurt rant made no sense.

If you only pay a couple bucks more than McDonalds you can’t expect people to knock down your door to be lifeguards

 

[Road Runner]

Those bastards!

Let’s hear about all the other things they’ve done to fuck up your life.

Well, the 2020 election started it all.

 

[Mr Natural]

Well, the 2020 election started it all.

That’s a shame.

 

[Road Runner]

That’s a shame.

And fraudulent.

 

[Mr Natural]

And fraudulent.

Very fraudulent.

 

[Road Runner]

Very fraudulent.

I already know that this is a sarcastic response.

 

[Mr Natural]

I already know that this is a sarcastic response.

And yours isn’t?

 

[Road Runner]

And yours isn’t?

Get real! You democrats know exactly what your party did which makes you just as guilty for all of your lies.

 

[Mr Natural]

Get real! You democrats know exactly what your party did which makes you just as guilty for all of your lies.

Let’s hear about all the horrors you’ve had to endure since the 2020 election.

 

[Road Runner]

Let’s hear about all the horrors you’ve had to endure since the 2020 election.

Where do you want me to start? In public schools or on women's sports' teams?

 

[hjmick]

Democrats invented lifeguarding
You can look it up

Republicans will just let you drown

Easy there bub... Ronald Reagan, lifeguard...

 

[Mr Natural]

Where do you want me to start? In public schools or on women's sports' teams?

Do you go to public school?

Are you on a woman’s sports team?

 

[rightwinger]

Easy there bub... Ronald Reagan, lifeguard...

Reagan was a Democrat back then

 

[Road Runner]

Do you go to public school?

Are you on a woman’s sports team?

No, but I can read.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

I just found out that there will be NO lifeguards at our beach this summer and there's only two pools close by that are even open.


I guess the children of democrats just aren't motivated to look after themselves anymore, because you already know that isn't being taught in conservative families.

What do Dimocrats specifically have to do with a lack of lifeguards at your beach?