Democrats are Crapping Themselves this Morning

[CarlinAnnArbor]

We need 100 more like her

 

[fncceo]

To be fair, most of us do that each morning ... if we're regular.

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

I wait until I get to the bathroom.

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

Looks like Biden’s setting a trend.

 

[Oddball]

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

A Democrat day..........

WOKE up.
Shit and piss.
Get out of bed.
Blame the dog.
Take shower with $25.00 bar of soap bought with food stamps.
Make pancakes, bacon, eggs, and orange juice.
Take two bites of food and throw the rest in the garbage.
Put on fake designer clothes that cost $500.00, made in Pakistan by child labor, and only costs $2.50 to produce.
Put on WOKE Nikes that cost $1200.00, made in China by sick octogenarians, and only cost $1.75 per shoe to produce.
Douse with nauseating, sickening, "designer" cologne/perfume that cost $95.00 per ounce, made in Istanbul for 50 cents a barrel.
Throwing out trashbags of plastic shopping bags, paper, and soda cans in the same garbage bin.
Getting into the electric car that produces more waste and toxic chemicals to make, than a regular gasoline car.
Driving like a deranged, murderous lunatic.....speeding through red lights and stop signs, driving in two lanes, turning left from the right lane, turning right from the left lane, backing up in one way traffic, never uses signals, and attempts to kill and destroy as many as possible on the way to work.
Gets to work, clocks in.
Sits at desk with computer on.
Plays on cell phone until someone walks by, then pretends to work on the computer.
Takes extra long breaks from playing on their cell phone, and extra long lunches, ON the clock.
Walks around blaming co-workers for the "lousy" job they have to work.
Blames other co-workers for them not doing their work and YOUR work.
Whines, bitches, and moans about the state of the world, but never offers any solutions.
Blames everybody else for the problems they create for themselves, then screams "racist" when faced with their own fuckups.
Leaves work.
Attempts to kill and murder more people on the roads, going home.
Goes through drive thru on way home.
Screams and honks at people in the drive thru line that THEY are in the way and need to leave.
Talks to the cashier at the drive thru window like they are supposed to be their personal ass-licking slave.
Bitches about other customers in THEIR way.
Threatens to "talk to the manager".
Cashier smiles and says "thank you".
Dem says "fuck you" and burns rubber out of the parking lot, nicking another vehicle....does not stop.
Attempts to kill and destroy more people and vehicles on the way home.
Slams the door when gets home.
Takes 4 bites of their $20.00 worth of take out, throws the rest in the garbage.
Takes shower, blaming everybody else for their shitty day.
Goes to sleep.
WOKES up again the next day and does it all over again.

 

[Vastator]

A Democrat day..........

WOKE up.
Shit and piss.
Get out of bed.
Blame the dog.
Take shower with $25.00 bar of soap bought with food stamps.
Make pancakes, bacon, eggs, and orange juice.
Take two bites of food and throw the rest in the garbage.
Put on fake designer clothes that cost $500.00, made in Pakistan by child labor, and only costs $2.50 to produce.
Put on WOKE Nikes that cost $1200.00, made in China by sick octogenarians, and only cost $1.75 per shoe to produce.
Douse with nauseating, sickening, "designer" cologne/perfume that cost $95.00 per ounce, made in Istanbul for 50 cents a barrel.
Throwing out trashbags of plastic shopping bags, paper, and soda cans in the same garbage bin.
Getting into the electric car that produces more waste and toxic chemicals to make, than a regular gasoline car.
Driving like a deranged, murderous lunatic.....speeding through red lights and stop signs, driving in two lanes, turning left from the right lane, turning right from the left lane, backing up in one way traffic, never uses signals, and attempts to kill and destroy as many as possible on the way to work.
Gets to work, clocks in.
Sits at desk with computer on.
Plays on cell phone until someone walks by, then pretends to work on the computer.
Takes extra long breaks from playing on their cell phone, and extra long lunches, ON the clock.
Walks around blaming co-workers for the "lousy" job they have to work.
Blames other co-workers for them not doing their work and YOUR work.
Whines, bitches, and moans about the state of the world, but never offers any solutions.
Blames everybody else for the problems they create for themselves, then screams "racist" when faced with their own fuckups.
Leaves work.
Attempts to kill and murder more people on the roads, going home.
Goes through drive thru on way home.
Screams and honks at people in the drive thru line that THEY are in the way and need to leave.
Talks to the cashier at the drive thru window like they are supposed to be their personal ass-licking slave.
Bitches about other customers in THEIR way.
Threatens to "talk to the manager".
Cashier smiles and says "thank you".
Dem says "fuck you" and burns rubber out of the parking lot, nicking another vehicle....does not stop.
Attempts to kill and destroy more people and vehicles on the way home.
Slams the door when gets home.
Takes 4 bites of their $20.00 worth of take out, throws the rest in the garbage.
Takes shower, blaming everybody else for their shitty day.
Goes to sleep.
WOKES up again the next day and does it all over again.

Nailed it...

 

[Concerned American]

We need 100 more like her

How about 434 more.

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

I wait until I get to the bathroom.

 

[Fang]

A Democrat day..........

WOKE up.
Shit and piss.
Get out of bed.
Blame the dog.
Take shower with $25.00 bar of soap bought with food stamps.
Make pancakes, bacon, eggs, and orange juice.
Take two bites of food and throw the rest in the garbage.
Put on fake designer clothes that cost $500.00, made in Pakistan by child labor, and only costs $2.50 to produce.
Put on WOKE Nikes that cost $1200.00, made in China by sick octogenarians, and only cost $1.75 per shoe to produce.
Douse with nauseating, sickening, "designer" cologne/perfume that cost $95.00 per ounce, made in Istanbul for 50 cents a barrel.
Throwing out trashbags of plastic shopping bags, paper, and soda cans in the same garbage bin.
Getting into the electric car that produces more waste and toxic chemicals to make, than a regular gasoline car.
Driving like a deranged, murderous lunatic.....speeding through red lights and stop signs, driving in two lanes, turning left from the right lane, turning right from the left lane, backing up in one way traffic, never uses signals, and attempts to kill and destroy as many as possible on the way to work.
Gets to work, clocks in.
Sits at desk with computer on.
Plays on cell phone until someone walks by, then pretends to work on the computer.
Takes extra long breaks from playing on their cell phone, and extra long lunches, ON the clock.
Walks around blaming co-workers for the "lousy" job they have to work.
Blames other co-workers for them not doing their work and YOUR work.
Whines, bitches, and moans about the state of the world, but never offers any solutions.
Blames everybody else for the problems they create for themselves, then screams "racist" when faced with their own fuckups.
Leaves work.
Attempts to kill and murder more people on the roads, going home.
Goes through drive thru on way home.
Screams and honks at people in the drive thru line that THEY are in the way and need to leave.
Talks to the cashier at the drive thru window like they are supposed to be their personal ass-licking slave.
Bitches about other customers in THEIR way.
Threatens to "talk to the manager".
Cashier smiles and says "thank you".
Dem says "fuck you" and burns rubber out of the parking lot, nicking another vehicle....does not stop.
Attempts to kill and destroy more people and vehicles on the way home.
Slams the door when gets home.
Takes 4 bites of their $20.00 worth of take out, throws the rest in the garbage.
Takes shower, blaming everybody else for their shitty day.
Goes to sleep.
WOKES up again the next day and does it all over again.

One of the most entertaining (but true) posts I’ve ever read on this forum. Lol

 

[Aletheia4u]

We need 100 more like her

All I do know is. That the Dems knows that they are losing the public trust on both sides. And so they could have infiltrated RINOs in the Republican side in order to control things on the other side.
They were smart before during the 60s. That they knew that the majority of the people were demanding equal rights for all. And so some of them had voted for the civil rights act and then to regain more voters. That they quickly gave the Blacks welfare checks to build their trust among them to get them support and the immigrants' support. That they didn't wasted time on making that move.

The Globalist plays both sides in this game of chess to make sure that they never lose.

And so they could be trying to get the public to trust mail-in ballots and their rigging voter machines so that the public will accept it during the next time when Pres. Trump runs for office. And to stop Mike Lindell investigation.


They play both sides.