Democrats are calling for gun control with local wildlife in Springfield Ohio

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Local wildlife in Springfield Ohio have recently become enthusiasts, which has caught the attention of Democrats proclaiming the need for gun control.

"These animals are unlicensed carriers of firearms", declared Mayor Rob Rue of Springfield. "We have told the local animals that they have nothing to fear from the Haitian immigrants, but to no avail, they still think Haitians are trying to kill and eat them. Gee, thanks Trump!" screamed the mayor.

But the trouble did not end there. A few of the Turkeys, like the one pictured above, immigrated from Venezuela and proceeded to shoot up a nearby apartment complex in Springfield Ohio and take it over.

"There were a handful of Turkeys that immigrated from Venezuela," declared the mayor, "But it is no big deal as the vast majority of immigrated Turkeys are law abiding gun enthusiasts, all except for the bit about them carrying unlicensed guns, that is."

Vivek Ramaswamy is considering holding a Town Hall for the animals so that they can voice their concerns about the recent immigration crisis.

No word on whether the Venezuelan turkeys will be on the menu this Thanksgiving.

 

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Local wildlife in Springfield Ohio have recently become enthusiasts, which has caught the attention of Democrats proclaiming the need for gun control.

"These animals are unlicensed carriers of firearms", declared Mayor Rob Rue of Springfield. "We have told the local animals that they have nothing to fear from the Haitian immigrants, but to no avail, they still think Haitians are trying to kill and eat them. Gee, thanks Trump!" screamed the mayor.

But the trouble did not end there. A few of the Turkeys, like the one pictured above, immigrated from Venezuela and proceeded to shoot up a nearby apartment complex in Springfield Ohio and take it over.

"There were a handful of Turkeys that immigrated from Venezuela," declared the mayor, "But it is no big deal as the vast majority of immigrated Turkeys are law abiding gun enthusiasts, all except for the bit about them carrying unlicensed guns, that is."

Vivek Ramaswamy is considering holding a Town Hall for the animals so that they can voice their concerns about the recent immigration crisis.

No word on whether the Venezuelan turkeys will be on the menu this Thanksgiving.

 

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This just in, Nikki Haley wants to send a group of highly armed cows into the Ukraine from Springfield Ohio.

Luckily, they appear already to be camouflaged.

Nice

"As an as added benefit", said Haley, "Any enemy combatants who happened to be Hindu will more than likely feel the urge to worship the armed cattle and refuse to shoot them, even in self-defense."

 

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Local wildlife in Springfield Ohio have recently become enthusiasts, which has caught the attention of Democrats proclaiming the need for gun control.

"These animals are unlicensed carriers of firearms", declared Mayor Rob Rue of Springfield. "We have told the local animals that they have nothing to fear from the Haitian immigrants, but to no avail, they still think Haitians are trying to kill and eat them. Gee, thanks Trump!" screamed the mayor.

But the trouble did not end there. A few of the Turkeys, like the one pictured above, immigrated from Venezuela and proceeded to shoot up a nearby apartment complex in Springfield Ohio and take it over.

"There were a handful of Turkeys that immigrated from Venezuela," declared the mayor, "But it is no big deal as the vast majority of immigrated Turkeys are law abiding gun enthusiasts, all except for the bit about them carrying unlicensed guns, that is."

Vivek Ramaswamy is considering holding a Town Hall for the animals so that they can voice their concerns about the recent immigration crisis.

No word on whether the Venezuelan turkeys will be on the menu this Thanksgiving.

They had the same problem, down in Australia.
Good one, Skippy!