Democrat jokes

[Captain Caveman]

A man walks into a pub with an alligator under his arm.

"Excuse me," he says to the barman. "Do you serve Democrats in this pub?"

"Certainly, sir." says the barman.

"That's good. A beer for me and a Democrat for the alligator."

 

[frigidweirdo]

A man walks into a pub with an alligator under his arm.

"Excuse me," he says to the barman. "Do you serve Democrats in this pub?"

"Certainly, sir." says the barman.

"That's good. A beer for me and a Democrat for the alligator."

Not really a "democrat joke", you could replace the "Democrat" with anything.

 

[Votto]

Ecclesiastes 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.

 

[1srelluc]

 

[yidnar]

Not really a "democrat joke", you could replace the "Democrat" with anything.

you cant replace straight white male with democrat ... there are no straight white male democrats .

 

[norwegen]

Democrats are synonymous with jokes.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Democrats are synonymous with jokes.

Democrats ARE jokes!

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.


Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.


Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Democrat in the road?
A: Vultures will eat the skunk.