Captain Creeper
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I hate to say this because this is another human being with people who love her, but it’s probably time to blow out the candles. That goofball Democrat sheriff cannot find his way out of a paper bag. I believe that the FBI has done as much as they can. It’s hopeless.
Here are my notes on the current status of this case.
1. It was the Mexicans. It has always been the Mexicans. I became convinced of it as soon as I saw the video of the masked perp. It is not at all far fetched for some cartel henchmen to be sitting around drinking Tequila one morning as they watch GMA. One of them says, “Hey, ese’ you see dat *****? I know where her mother live. Let’s go snatch her and ransom her!”
The Mexican border is only 30 miles from Guthrie’s house. Cartel control the borderlands. Why not? Motive, proximity, means, etc… It’s all there. Of course it was the Mexicans! DUHHH!!!! That’s why the FBI cannot catch anybody. There are jurisdictional roadblocks. I suspect the feds contacted Mexico 2 weeks ago looking for assistance. Of course, any assistance from the federales would be extremely limited in nature and scope. They do not want to go into the borderlands controlled by the cartels. It’s too dangerous.
2. The poor woman is probably no longer with us. A coupe cartel gangbangers went to her house, beat the shit out of her (it’s their SOP), then dragged her off to Mexico. Then … OOPS! She’s dead! One cartel henchman says to the other, “Yo, ese’ you shouldn’t hit the ***** so hard!”. The other henchman replies, “Yo, she had it coming. You see how she look at me?” This conversation then ends as the two dump the corpse in the desert for the coyotes and buzzards to eat.
3. Without her GMA makeup on, Savannah Guthrie is kind of gross looking. But, Goddamn, those makeup artists are AMAZING!!
4. Conspiratorial Twist: I do not discount the possibility that the Guthrie woman somehow got mixed up in a situation whereby the cartel forced her into serving as either a drug mule or to use her home as a safe house. Then, something happens and the woman goes missing. Really, it is SOP for the cartels.
5. The Guthrie house looks like a retail establishment. All the houses in that area do. WTF is that? Is that a “type”, or style of house now? As in, you got your ranch style house, your split level, your A-frame, and your Walmart style. I am sure it is very nice inside. But it looks like shit on the outside. Perhaps the murder was predicated on someone’s psychotic reaction to the aesthetic abortion that is the Guthrie house.
Here are my notes on the current status of this case.
1. It was the Mexicans. It has always been the Mexicans. I became convinced of it as soon as I saw the video of the masked perp. It is not at all far fetched for some cartel henchmen to be sitting around drinking Tequila one morning as they watch GMA. One of them says, “Hey, ese’ you see dat *****? I know where her mother live. Let’s go snatch her and ransom her!”
The Mexican border is only 30 miles from Guthrie’s house. Cartel control the borderlands. Why not? Motive, proximity, means, etc… It’s all there. Of course it was the Mexicans! DUHHH!!!! That’s why the FBI cannot catch anybody. There are jurisdictional roadblocks. I suspect the feds contacted Mexico 2 weeks ago looking for assistance. Of course, any assistance from the federales would be extremely limited in nature and scope. They do not want to go into the borderlands controlled by the cartels. It’s too dangerous.
2. The poor woman is probably no longer with us. A coupe cartel gangbangers went to her house, beat the shit out of her (it’s their SOP), then dragged her off to Mexico. Then … OOPS! She’s dead! One cartel henchman says to the other, “Yo, ese’ you shouldn’t hit the ***** so hard!”. The other henchman replies, “Yo, she had it coming. You see how she look at me?” This conversation then ends as the two dump the corpse in the desert for the coyotes and buzzards to eat.
3. Without her GMA makeup on, Savannah Guthrie is kind of gross looking. But, Goddamn, those makeup artists are AMAZING!!
4. Conspiratorial Twist: I do not discount the possibility that the Guthrie woman somehow got mixed up in a situation whereby the cartel forced her into serving as either a drug mule or to use her home as a safe house. Then, something happens and the woman goes missing. Really, it is SOP for the cartels.
5. The Guthrie house looks like a retail establishment. All the houses in that area do. WTF is that? Is that a “type”, or style of house now? As in, you got your ranch style house, your split level, your A-frame, and your Walmart style. I am sure it is very nice inside. But it looks like shit on the outside. Perhaps the murder was predicated on someone’s psychotic reaction to the aesthetic abortion that is the Guthrie house.
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