Abishai100
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This is a TrumpUSA parable involving Venger, Cyclonus, Scarlet Witch, and a story about Knight Rider 'psychology' as it applies to capitalism...and perhaps feminism!
Cheers,
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VENGER: This is my realm; I am king of privacy...
CYCLONUS: You're a lonely sorcerer; I'm the new school!
VENGER: You're a messenger of wrath, not meditation.
CYCLONUS: You wield power and magic just as I do, Venger.
Venger and Cyclonus had been longtime rivals. They had disagreed about the direction and nature of capitalism and American values, since they were both observing the nuances of TrumpUSA aesthetics. TrumpUSA had become a 'tower' of profiteers and speculators as well as finance-diplomats in the age of Wall Street and the World Bank which is what drew in the interest of Venger and Cyclonus. Venger and Cyclonus both contemplated the deep metaphysical significance of capitalism labyrinths and what it meant for ambition-meditation. However, they disagreed about the quality of marketing and publicity and why celebrity was part of 'TrumpUSA aesthetics.'
{Venger/Cyclonus}
A new figure was about to throw a monkey-wrench into this old rivalry. Venger was indeed a sorcerer, a humanoid alien from Venus who rode on a black winged horse and could hurl balls of green electricity at his adversaries. Cyclonus, meanwhile, was an A.I. robot from a planet of robots called Cybertron and a first-knight in the powerful robot army known as the Decepticons. However, this new figure who entered the lives of Venger and Cyclonus was an Earthling Wiccan named Scarlet Witch. Scarlet Witch wore a red head-plate and cape and outfit and considered herself a messenger of feminism. Scarlet Witch wanted to see what Venger and Cyclonus thought about the concept of the feminine mystique and what it meant for capitalism bravado. For example, did Venger/Cyclonus appreciate the capitalism-symbolism of Aunt Jemima pancake syrup? This is the sort of question Scarlet Witch wanted to ask Venger/Cyclonus.
{Scarlet Witch}
Of course, the way Scarlet Witch was able to detect the presence of Venger/Cyclonus was through the use of her Ouija-board and magical crystal ball. Scarlet Witch was praying for an other-worldly messenger/angel who could consult with her about the value of feminism in modern capitalism/TrumpUSA, and her Ouija-board led her to the voice/aura of Venger/Cyclonus which she was able to sense represented capitalism power-structure analysis and dominion significance. Scarlet Witch wanted to challenge Venger and Cyclonus to see which of them was open enough to feminism to qualify them as a true 'knight-rider' of capitalism-consciousness rather than a simple/savage profit or power 'analyst.' Scarlet Witch also wanted to see if Venger/Cyclonus appreciated the 20th Century American crime-adventure TV series Knight Rider (about a crime-fighting slick driver who rode a special A.I. car named K.I.T.T., which made the driver a proverbial 'democracy knight-rider').
SCARLET WITCH: Which of you appreciates feminism-symbolism?
VENGER: I'm not opposed to Hindu goddess Kali or comic book heroine Sheena.
CYCLONUS: I like Catwoman (DC Comics) and She-Hulk (Marvel Comics).
SCARLET WITCH: Those are mainstream 'avatars.'
VENGER: Yes, well, we're not from Earth!
CYCLONUS: How'd you find us and why did you decide to make contact?
SCARLET WITCH: I used an incantation-board; I need feminism advice for TrumpUSA.
VENGER: Isn't your President mired in some sex-scandals in the media (albeit minor)?
CYCLONUS: Yes, it seems TrumpUSA caters to liberal consumerism, not ethics-dissection.
SCARLET WITCH: Well, that's why I wanted to contact you; does TrumpUSA trumpet women?
VENGER: What, you want our opinion?
CYCLONUS: I suppose you're compiling some kind of 'feminism handbook.'
SCARLET WITCH: I want to see which of you is more like Knight Rider.
VENGER: That show about the driver and his A.I. car, K.I.T.T.?
CYCLONUS: Venger is more the knight-rider; I'm more a 'centurion'...
Scarlet Witch concluded that Venger was indeed more pensive about how feminism added to the questions regarding the 'dignity' of consumerism in TrumpUSA capitalism and whether or not obese American women who liked Burger King cheeseburgers should be scoffed. Cyclonus, on the other hand, was more Machiavellian/nihilistic about the 'aesthetics/ethics' of capitalism-consciousness and preferred a more 'piracy-oriented approach' to Wall Street analysis. Scarlet Witch concluded that calling out to the gods of the universe for some moral compass regarding TrumpUSA sentimentality required serious focus on the accessibility/availability of health and nutrition information in consumerism-culture. What would be the destiny of feminism in a universe marshaled by male 'bishops' (such as the brooding Venger and the nihilistic Cyclonus)?
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Cheers,
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VENGER: This is my realm; I am king of privacy...
CYCLONUS: You're a lonely sorcerer; I'm the new school!
VENGER: You're a messenger of wrath, not meditation.
CYCLONUS: You wield power and magic just as I do, Venger.
Venger and Cyclonus had been longtime rivals. They had disagreed about the direction and nature of capitalism and American values, since they were both observing the nuances of TrumpUSA aesthetics. TrumpUSA had become a 'tower' of profiteers and speculators as well as finance-diplomats in the age of Wall Street and the World Bank which is what drew in the interest of Venger and Cyclonus. Venger and Cyclonus both contemplated the deep metaphysical significance of capitalism labyrinths and what it meant for ambition-meditation. However, they disagreed about the quality of marketing and publicity and why celebrity was part of 'TrumpUSA aesthetics.'
{Venger/Cyclonus}
A new figure was about to throw a monkey-wrench into this old rivalry. Venger was indeed a sorcerer, a humanoid alien from Venus who rode on a black winged horse and could hurl balls of green electricity at his adversaries. Cyclonus, meanwhile, was an A.I. robot from a planet of robots called Cybertron and a first-knight in the powerful robot army known as the Decepticons. However, this new figure who entered the lives of Venger and Cyclonus was an Earthling Wiccan named Scarlet Witch. Scarlet Witch wore a red head-plate and cape and outfit and considered herself a messenger of feminism. Scarlet Witch wanted to see what Venger and Cyclonus thought about the concept of the feminine mystique and what it meant for capitalism bravado. For example, did Venger/Cyclonus appreciate the capitalism-symbolism of Aunt Jemima pancake syrup? This is the sort of question Scarlet Witch wanted to ask Venger/Cyclonus.
{Scarlet Witch}
Of course, the way Scarlet Witch was able to detect the presence of Venger/Cyclonus was through the use of her Ouija-board and magical crystal ball. Scarlet Witch was praying for an other-worldly messenger/angel who could consult with her about the value of feminism in modern capitalism/TrumpUSA, and her Ouija-board led her to the voice/aura of Venger/Cyclonus which she was able to sense represented capitalism power-structure analysis and dominion significance. Scarlet Witch wanted to challenge Venger and Cyclonus to see which of them was open enough to feminism to qualify them as a true 'knight-rider' of capitalism-consciousness rather than a simple/savage profit or power 'analyst.' Scarlet Witch also wanted to see if Venger/Cyclonus appreciated the 20th Century American crime-adventure TV series Knight Rider (about a crime-fighting slick driver who rode a special A.I. car named K.I.T.T., which made the driver a proverbial 'democracy knight-rider').
SCARLET WITCH: Which of you appreciates feminism-symbolism?
VENGER: I'm not opposed to Hindu goddess Kali or comic book heroine Sheena.
CYCLONUS: I like Catwoman (DC Comics) and She-Hulk (Marvel Comics).
SCARLET WITCH: Those are mainstream 'avatars.'
VENGER: Yes, well, we're not from Earth!
CYCLONUS: How'd you find us and why did you decide to make contact?
SCARLET WITCH: I used an incantation-board; I need feminism advice for TrumpUSA.
VENGER: Isn't your President mired in some sex-scandals in the media (albeit minor)?
CYCLONUS: Yes, it seems TrumpUSA caters to liberal consumerism, not ethics-dissection.
SCARLET WITCH: Well, that's why I wanted to contact you; does TrumpUSA trumpet women?
VENGER: What, you want our opinion?
CYCLONUS: I suppose you're compiling some kind of 'feminism handbook.'
SCARLET WITCH: I want to see which of you is more like Knight Rider.
VENGER: That show about the driver and his A.I. car, K.I.T.T.?
CYCLONUS: Venger is more the knight-rider; I'm more a 'centurion'...
Scarlet Witch concluded that Venger was indeed more pensive about how feminism added to the questions regarding the 'dignity' of consumerism in TrumpUSA capitalism and whether or not obese American women who liked Burger King cheeseburgers should be scoffed. Cyclonus, on the other hand, was more Machiavellian/nihilistic about the 'aesthetics/ethics' of capitalism-consciousness and preferred a more 'piracy-oriented approach' to Wall Street analysis. Scarlet Witch concluded that calling out to the gods of the universe for some moral compass regarding TrumpUSA sentimentality required serious focus on the accessibility/availability of health and nutrition information in consumerism-culture. What would be the destiny of feminism in a universe marshaled by male 'bishops' (such as the brooding Venger and the nihilistic Cyclonus)?
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