CSPAN captions win!!

[Crepitus]

They're most likely done by a computer but still a win as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Grumblenuts]

Two hands?

 

[1srelluc]

 

[Dante]

They're most likely done by a computer but still a win as far as I'm concerned.

Is that real?

 

[Dante]

hello

 

[Dante]

They're most likely done by a computer but still a win as far as I'm concerned.

Don't believe it's true/real. Gotta do some research on it -- but if meant as a joke -- hilarious