Missouri_Mike
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Let’s take a trip back a year and a half ago.
Booming economy.
Two weeks to flatten the curve. That’s all we need. Do that and we can get back to work. No masks needed. Chill out. Be patriotic!
a month later we have essential workers and everyone else gets an extra beefed up unemployment check. Just for a month or so. That will flatten the curve. Need a mask everywhere you go though. Staple that fucker to your head.
Please don’t horde toilet paper. The economy will be up and running soon.
Businesses are forced to close, evictions are made illegal. Just until we get a vaccine. Essential workers are still out there but people now on welfare are making more than their old job paid. Still no toilet paper.
The election is coming up and we weren’t prepared for Trump getting a vaccine rolled out but vote for us because he has mean tweets. BTW- you may need two masks. Also BTW- Never trust a vaccine that came out during Trump. PS- this Trump is responsible for the worst economy ever. Look at all these people out of work. PSS- if you don’t vote democrat this is how it’s going to be forever.
We won! Yes! No more Trump. All we have to do now is get a vaccine, we’ll look at that, we have one thanks Bidumb. Next we need a million shots a day… well that was easy Bidumb made that happen even before he was sworn in.
Get the shot take off the mask! Let’s roll people, also the unemployment checks can keep rolling, and eviction moratoriums and you can’t open your business yet but soon. Just be patient. July 4th Independence Day! As long as you do as your told.
This week- The economy is tanking.
Just a couple weeks with masks. Even with the vaccine, small price to pay. Be patriotic!
Everything will be fine. Wear your masks and we’re going to need about another 6 trillion dollars to make sure the climate doesn’t get you next. Infrastructure kinda shit.
Anyone else see a theme developing here?
Booming economy.
Two weeks to flatten the curve. That’s all we need. Do that and we can get back to work. No masks needed. Chill out. Be patriotic!
a month later we have essential workers and everyone else gets an extra beefed up unemployment check. Just for a month or so. That will flatten the curve. Need a mask everywhere you go though. Staple that fucker to your head.
Please don’t horde toilet paper. The economy will be up and running soon.
Businesses are forced to close, evictions are made illegal. Just until we get a vaccine. Essential workers are still out there but people now on welfare are making more than their old job paid. Still no toilet paper.
The election is coming up and we weren’t prepared for Trump getting a vaccine rolled out but vote for us because he has mean tweets. BTW- you may need two masks. Also BTW- Never trust a vaccine that came out during Trump. PS- this Trump is responsible for the worst economy ever. Look at all these people out of work. PSS- if you don’t vote democrat this is how it’s going to be forever.
We won! Yes! No more Trump. All we have to do now is get a vaccine, we’ll look at that, we have one thanks Bidumb. Next we need a million shots a day… well that was easy Bidumb made that happen even before he was sworn in.
Get the shot take off the mask! Let’s roll people, also the unemployment checks can keep rolling, and eviction moratoriums and you can’t open your business yet but soon. Just be patient. July 4th Independence Day! As long as you do as your told.
This week- The economy is tanking.
Just a couple weeks with masks. Even with the vaccine, small price to pay. Be patriotic!
Everything will be fine. Wear your masks and we’re going to need about another 6 trillion dollars to make sure the climate doesn’t get you next. Infrastructure kinda shit.
Anyone else see a theme developing here?