toxicmedia
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Me and a couple of my conservative friends came up with this last week.
Glossary of conservative media terms.
Affirmative action: 1. The only way Obama could have become President. 2. A program that encourages blacks to steal white peoples jobs. 3. Institutionalized discrimination that has resulted in crippling long term social disadvantages for whites.
Big government: A term used to describe Obamas communist control of every aspect of the daily lives of Republicans.
Democracy: Something that started being oppressive and bad according to the GOP right after more Americans voted for Al Gore than George Bush in 2000.
Democrats: Members of an American political party that are all gay elitist minorities from big cities that are out to enslave mom and apple pie Americans in a godless nazi socialist communist dictatorship.
Conservative principles: Whatever principles Rush Limbaugh thinks the GOP should adhere to.
College degree: Something that is not necessary because there are some people who started successful businesses without it, and all college professors are liberals.
Fair and balanced: Unfair representation of Democratic positions, and unbalanced favorable representation of GOP positions, from pundits featured on news networks run by Republicans..
Freedomsandliberties: An abstract term used to represent what Democrats want to take away from Americans whenever no specific examples are provided.
Liberals: People who have the goal of implementing socialism in America, as well as destroying the economy, the heterosexual family structure, and Christianity.
Public Sector Unions: Exorbitantly wealthy teachers and government workers created to support the Democratic party.
Republicans: Members of the American political party that pay more in taxes, fight all the wars, and never collect welfare..
Small government: Something Republicans say they want, but big countries never have.
Taxes: Revenue collected and reluctantly given to the government that is earned by Republicans, and then spent by Democrats on abortions, welfare, union benefits/pensions, and the war on Christmas.
Tea Party: A non partisan ethnically diverse grass roots political movement that was never promoted by conservative media.
Tyranny: Any decision, or action performed, by a Democrat in Washington especially Obama.
Wasteful spending: Any federal funds that pay for programs Democrats proposed.
Will of the American people: The opinion of the majority of Americans when they poll favorably with issues Republicans and conservative media promote.