Communist Dictators Jealous Of All The Attention Hitler Getting When They Killed Way More People

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Communist Dictators Jealous Of All The Attention Hitler Getting When They Killed Way More People
Politics·Jan 3, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

ARGENTINA - Communist dictators such as Joseph Stalin and Mao Zedong have grown increasingly jealous of the attention Adolf Hitler is getting even though he's killed so few people.

"Six million jews?! That's nothing," commented Mao with the aid of an interpreter. "Yes, yes, [unintelligible] I know he killed gypsies too, but they don't count. I kill in my sleep like a man. I blink and a million more are gone!" (Note: Mao was stoic as he spoke, but the interpreter waved her arms wildly to add further emphasis.)

"You know," said Stalin thoughtfully. "I don't think he's even killed anyone himself. He just yells a lot like a total boomer."

"You don't deserve the notoriety he gets unless you shoot someone for mispronouncing your name." Stalin smiled. "I'm famous for that."

Emperor Hirohito of Japan agreed that Hitler was super lame, but he didn't feel too concerned about it because only Communists are whiners. He failed to provide an on-the-record comment, however, because he was too busy playing Dragon Quest XI.

According to experts, Hitler is often used as a baseline for dictatorship because he has a more iconic look. "Stalin just looks like an old grandpa and Mao - don't get me started on Mao," said local historian, Andre Nureem. "Now, President Xi Jinping - he's an up and comer. Look at those adorable cheeks!"

 

[Votto]

Does it trouble anyone that Marxists have murdered hundreds of millions more people than the Nazi regime ever did, but it is still cool to be a Marxist today but not a Nazi?

 

[Blaster]

Joe Stalin owns the record.

 

[Donald H]

America's 40 wars of aggression since WW2 puts America in the running. The numbers are played down by millions.

While the communists' numbers are hugely inflated by US propagandists.

I count America being responsible for the deaths of a million Ukrainians, as must Trump by admitting that America started that war too.

 

[konradv]

Communist Dictators Jealous Of All The Attention Hitler Getting When They Killed Way More People
Politics·Jan 3, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

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ARGENTINA - Communist dictators such as Joseph Stalin and Mao Zedong have grown increasingly jealous of the attention Adolf Hitler is getting even though he's killed so few people.

"Six million jews?! That's nothing," commented Mao with the aid of an interpreter. "Yes, yes, [unintelligible] I know he killed gypsies too, but they don't count. I kill in my sleep like a man. I blink and a million more are gone!" (Note: Mao was stoic as he spoke, but the interpreter waved her arms wildly to add further emphasis.)

"You know," said Stalin thoughtfully. "I don't think he's even killed anyone himself. He just yells a lot like a total boomer."

"You don't deserve the notoriety he gets unless you shoot someone for mispronouncing your name." Stalin smiled. "I'm famous for that."

Emperor Hirohito of Japan agreed that Hitler was super lame, but he didn't feel too concerned about it because only Communists are whiners. He failed to provide an on-the-record comment, however, because he was too busy playing Dragon Quest XI.

According to experts, Hitler is often used as a baseline for dictatorship because he has a more iconic look. "Stalin just looks like an old grandpa and Mao - don't get me started on Mao," said local historian, Andre Nureem. "Now, President Xi Jinping - he's an up and comer. Look at those adorable cheeks!"

Xi and Putin!

 

[konradv]

Does it trouble anyone that Marxists have murdered hundreds of millions more people than the Nazi regime ever did, but it is still cool to be a Marxist today but not a Nazi?

Who are the cool Marxists these days? I haven’t met any real ones since college in the 70s. There has been a large increase in the number of national socialists, though!

 

[Frankeneinstein]

Who are the cool Marxists these days?

c'mon you know who they are...In the sense that cool means liked because they toe the party line...white college "professors" white liberal celebrities, old white liberal men legislating from the bench, white liberal journalists.

I haven’t met any real ones since college in the 70s.

Pretty hard to meet the real ones through the TV or in a newspaper, your best shot would be buying a ticket to colbert or kimmel, but hurry...have you ever met Mamdani? bernie sanders? both have their groupie following.

There has been a large increase in the number of national socialists, though!

May be true, that is the historical political response to socialist societies collapsing under their own weight.

 

[Frankeneinstein]

Joe Stalin owns the record.

Because he had more time than Pol Pot or that record would have been steamrolled.

 

[Frankeneinstein]

America's 40 wars of aggression since WW2 puts America in the running. The numbers are played down by millions.

that's because it is war, the marxist numbers in times of "peace" are what make them so glaringly scary

While the communists' numbers are hugely inflated by US propagandists.

you are comparing a country to ideology but no matter, the right has always been more adept at killing their enemies while the Marxists have been ruthlessly more efficient at killing their own.

I count America being responsible for the deaths of a million Ukrainians, as must Trump by admitting that America started that war too.

of course you do, but like everything else white liberals blame on America this to can be traced back to them.

 

[konradv]

c'mon you know who they are...In the sense that cool means liked because they toe the party line...white college "professors" white liberal celebrities, old white liberal men legislating from the bench, white liberal journalists.

Pretty hard to meet the real ones through the TV or in a newspaper, your best shot would be buying a ticket to colbert or kimmel, but hurry...have you ever met Mamdani? bernie sanders? both have their groupie following.

May be true, that is the historical political response to socialist societies collapsing under their own weight.

The only thing collapsing is MAGA’s mental health.

 

[Frankeneinstein]

The only thing collapsing is MAGA’s mental health.

That's called a left handed compliment, intended to insult or offend but instead makes the case that, contrary to media hysteria, America is not collapsing under trump.