Common characteristics of the pot smoker while driving...
-relaxed and chill
-not likely to freak out on people
-calm and centered
-happy and at peace
-nonviolent
-not likely to get pulled over for speeding or reckless behavior
Advocating impaired driving? That's smart. I'm sure the LEO that pulls you over will see things your way.
I haven't smoked weed in like three years but when I did, I would ace my college tests even while stoned. I could do backflips stoned. I could climb, boulder, repel, and bellay while stoned out of my mind. I could fight stoned, workout stoned, perform all my Kempo techniques stoned, fire a weapon with extreme accuracy even while stoned, etc.
It's no surprise that even when I get stoned as hell I'm still way more badass than people like you lol.